Goofy ah Black Christmas Headcanons again because I have a lot of thoughts and ponders in my thick noggin
Be so fr, Barb and Billy are not the only chaotic ones in that house. I think the other sorority girls have their chaotic attributes as well.
Jess hates spiders, hates them. If there is a spider in her room she will leave the house. However, despite her hatred of spiders, she also believes that they shouldn’t be killed (“I don’t want to hurt you, but get the fuck away from me” type deal). Unless they’re actively crawling on her, then it’s completely involuntary on her end.
Barb claims to fear nothing, this is a complete and total lie. She is deathly afraid of puppets (specifically ventriloquist dummies and marionettes) and clowns. She is also not very fond of the dark.
Barb has been to the ER numerous times (not because of anything like serious she’s just super reckless, if she’s dared to do something she’ll do it).
Jess beats Billy over the head with a broom to kick him out of the house.
Phyl and Barb are the type of friends who cannot be in the same class together because they will try and make each other laugh when they aren’t supposed to.
Billy would be genuinely unbearable with today’s brainrot phrases.
Clare’s favorite artist is Frida Kahlo.
Billy scoots his butt on the floor like a dog. Idk I just feel like I need to throw in an attic man headcanon every now and then.
Chris is the only man on that campus who deserves rights.
Phyl has the worst immune system. When it’s flu season it’s not a matter of ‘if’ it’s a matter of ‘when’ she will get sick.
Jess is a vegetarian (idk it just makes sense to me)
// slight nsfw - Barb collects vintage erotica (or at the very least she indulges in erotica, I mean she’s clearly comfortable enough to read it in front of her housemate’s father)
Peter should kill himself
