Neverland

olivia. 28. she/her. cancer. hockey part of me -> @hockeymydeer

[likedaylighht]

Look if I’m addicted to tumblr so be it bc at least I’m not addicted to tiktok

[angelicdewdrop]

[kafkasdiariies]

St Nicholas Church, Moreton! Dorchester, United Kingdom

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[kosmogrl]

[simoneashley]

Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid Interview With the Vampire Season 3 promo for Entertainment Weekly

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[pansexualrevolutionary]

Follow for more beautiful things!

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[docpile]

cdg shirt ad, spring 03

[swallowthekn1fe]

I love this pic like he literally did not give a single fuck

[modernnmedea]

great quote from kimi

[gentlekiss]

source

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[homunculus-argument]

Character concept:

A medieval European knight who's asexual, and being a product of his time, place and station, is also a complete dickhead. Being well-educated and passably good-looking, he has made a hobby out of the ideals of courtly love, charming and seducing impressionable noblewomen with absolutely zero intention to ever actually consummate the relationships, instead using them as excuses to also not engage in any other sexual activities. While the other knights think it's weird, it's not undignified or the wrong kind of weird to refuse to visit brothels because he's remaining pure and loyal to this one random bored and lonely married woman whose husband cannot prove anything that'd justify killing this guy.

The knight is just notoriously the most pure, chaste and virtuous rampant manwhore that anyone knows. His confessional priest has repeatedly told him to stop fucking doing this, to the response of "lmao no". The only person who doesn't either ardently love or madly hate this guy is a random stablehand who happens to look a lot like him, and has ploughed through an impressive amount of noblewomen who figured that he resembles the knight enough to suffice as a substitute.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!