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[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

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[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

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[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

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[lokaror]

The male of the species brought maces to battle, where the female brought warhammers. The reason for this inexplicable difference isn't known, but what is known that most of the researchers we sent to ask had their brains splattered out with blunt force within seconds.

[konan-supernova]

[cultstatus]

why is the Denny's job application asking me these things

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[lorddeathofmurdermountain]

Is this a reference to the time PETA took one look at Umamusume and the first word out of their mouth was "In reality, Silence Suzuka broke her leg and was shot" or sumn like that with a graphic depiction of Umaverse Suzuka with a broken leg

[orcboxer]

no it's a reference to the real life practice of shooting horses with broken legs

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[hiyaluronic]

[babushkahihi]

Enchanter-Armorer 💫

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: This time it's lion cubs dance (cr 冰彬兵)

[dekariosmoved]

someone tried out the new lae'zel ending choice where you can say to her she can pick for herself what she does, and she fuckin uh. forced them to go with her to the astral plane.

i'm fucking crying

[dekariosmoved]

update it seems this literally only happens if you romanced astarion. i've only seen this reported with astarion romances and every other romance seems to work fine, she goes off alone

[helila]

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[liberalsarecool]

[nyenye0701]

adjustment period

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[rubyvroom]

@unhelpfultarot