“Summon The Soup.”

and stir graciously with the force

[lady-arryn-deactivated20140718]

“Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”

[barissoffee]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2026

[hayden-christensen]

DARTH VADER Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Chapter 9: Strange Allies & Chapter 10: The Dark Lord (2026)

[spider-mann]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Revenge of the Sith (2005) Ahsoka 1.05 | "Shadow Warrior"

[stardustrider]

Metal arm meets stone. Spark check: fireproof.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

[valtsv]

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

[valtsv]

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

[iosonomer-blog]

[mandsleanan]

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

[cryoverkiltmilk]

How do you go on with life after that?

[cipheramnesia]

It's just like working retail for real.

[football-sucks]

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

[mooncustafer]

*gets out a flat-head screwdriver*

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

[loriendesse]

Those were the stories that stayed with you.

[alliecathayes]

* • ✯ GET TO KNOW ME MEME ✯ • * [2/5] FEMALE CHARACTERS: Gwen Stacy

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great. (insp.)

[phantom-threaded]

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH 2005, dir. George Lucas

[spider-mann]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka 1.05 | Shadow Warriors

[elismor]

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

[elismor]

These tags are the best tags ever:

#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’

[spider-mann]

The Fallen Angel (1847) by Alexandre Cabanel vs Anakin Skywalker: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas

[friendlyneighbourhoodelf]

@anakachow

[cyberxbattalion]