Robots in Space

Shall we move up and on into the stratosphere?

[officialsteampoweredgiraffe]

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[spacepoweredgiraffe]

Funny, I don't remember building WINK... he must be an alternate timeline version of Mark.

[voodooverse]

"Psssst," Radio leans in conspiratorially to Pyrite, tugging him along toward the main engines room. "You still haven't met Helium yet, so why not make this a little moire fun? Do you gots any headgear, like this?" She unfolds her full war rig from her cranium, plates and blades and panels and tubing, even the hidden eye scopes for a second before stashing most of it away again. "Maybe we can make him think he's seein' double."

Pyrite giggled and slid his bandanna off. “Do I? heeheeheee.”

With a few whirrs and clicks a single set of golden lacy ear-tenna appeared, the plating along the sides of his head raised slighty, but instead of all the bolts everything was also lace-like and decorative. 

The wires and tubes that slid out of the back plate were all blue or black with silver connectors. “i dunno…we don’t exactly look th’ same..you got more plating on your head than i do…d’y’all think it’ll work?” he asked, letting her guide him along, using Nadine to float and guide him..since magnets were a no-no inside the ship.

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

Radio pouts slightly in sympathy, and quickly reaches over to fix the dial again, making a mental note to have Peter take a look at that later. Helium hardly even notices or pays much mind to it, already accustomed to nearly every Rabbit having vocal glitches of one sort or another. “Excellent. I should have gotten those too before we left. Come on up to the communications dome, we can plug in to the big screen.” He grabs a pair of generic controllers from a nearby tangle of gaming peripherals, and pulls enough slack out from his hatch to reach to the top of the ship before tying the gamepads to it, freeing up both hands to navigate.

“Hey, got any three-playah games?” Radio pipes up and searches Helium’s stash for a third controller to join in on the fun.

“A few,” Helium nods and ties that one on as well before heading through the nearest porthole. “And from the sound of it, Pyrite here may have some as well. What genres do you like, Py?”

[voodooverse]

Py tilted her head as rabbit adjusted the dial, and she smiled softly.

“thanks…the darn thing’s gone loose again..”

Pyrite thought it over, and pinged radio’s wifi to see if she was game for accepting a compressed copy of his gaming library, and emulator program to help Helium out.

She flitted after then, giggling at helium. “m-m-maybe i can compress a copy of m’files and see if they work for yay? then you’ll be able t’play the same games i do.”

 Pyrite nodded, flittign to snuggle up to radio.

“right..plenty a’three playah games. and party types we can allll play…like Solar and petes an’ stuff.” she grinned.

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

Radio drapes an arm around Pyrite’s waist, intending to help pull her along as they weave through the narrow corridors and hatches, but instead finds herself being pulled along by the smaller bot’s supernatural propulsion. She hums in pleasant surprise and goes along for the ride, all the while halfway focused on routing Pyrite’s upload to the mainframe, where there’d be more room to store it. “Well, Solar woid join in fuh shoire, but he can get a little competitive... And Petey will probably be asleep most ‘a the time, he’s only s’posed tah be active when we need him fer something. Otherwise he’ll age too fast and won’t make it tha whole way.”

“What’s that about me being competitive?” Solar pipes up from his station in the communications dome, across the way from where Helium has started setting up a game station. The tallest bot gently pushes off to drift over, inspecting the two Rabbits curiously. “...Pyrite? You changed your looks already, that was fast.”

“Yeah don’t pretend like you didn’t spend a whole month tryin’ ta beat my score at Invaderpedes,” Radio grins, hoping to keep the topic moving. “I don’t wanna hear about it if Pyrite beats you at all yer own games.”

[neubauje]

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[stayfr-sh]

5 Giraffes

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[mumblesjumble]

I can’t just not reblog this…

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

So very close to cracking the Turing test

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

I'm in a mood to play but @voodooverse is busy a lot of times and that's okay! Is there anyone else out there I can play with in the meantime?

[thishartominefeelz]

Woah. Hella. (Anybody know where this is from?)

[edgeworth-take-the-wheel-deacti]

i have this spg crackship that im absolutely in love with rn ok hear me out

piper (from steamworld heist) and rabbit

think about it

rabbit would be able to understand what piper is going through, having taken part in several wars on earth in her past, and would support her as best she could, give her someone to talk to informally in trust and safety

piper, having previously been a royalist officer, would be able to understand how hard it would have been for rabbit and the others to desert the humans they knew as family from whatever eventually came to destroy earth. piper would know that guilt, and would try to support rabbit in turn

but it’s not just the sad stuff that counts

imagine piper faraday getting FLUSTERED!!!! by rabbit’s lame one-liners!!! (seabrass is just keeling over w/ laughter, watching this all unfold)

imagine HEIGHT DIFFERENCES. like we know rabbit is pretty tall, but like. even TALLER steambot captain w/ big robo abs girlfriend. yes. (piper delivers little forehead kisses that rabbit just melts in im)

imagine them doing the equivalent of skype on their journeys!!! they’d hardly get to see eachother properly between shows/heists so they’d probably do that. piper’s whole crew just gathers around the screen and she’s all “guys, stopppp” but they all playfully tease her about it and rabbit thinks it’s really cute

and then rabbit eventually meets the crew in person and they all just scream happily (you can’t tell me ivanski wouldnt be the loudest) and all just gush over her and rabbit just goes “awwww, shucks~” but piper’s so scared that they’re making a bad impression

imagine piper bringing back nice and interesting souvenirs from heists and giving them to rabbit, who keeps them.all safe and unharmed and gazes at them for hours

imagine rabbit serenading piper with a song she write herself on her accordion and she’s kinda like “sooooo w-what did you think???” and piper’s vocoder just fails for a moment bc dAMN THAT BOT IS CUTE,,

imagine taps wire in disguise being their one way of communication when spg are stuck performing in the core. like piper sends a letter for rabbit to taps, then taps gives it to rabbit, rabbit gives her reply back to taps, etc

basically piper’s point of view in this relationship is very much like ‘that’ll be the way home’

oh oh speaking of which imagine them sending pictures of themselves to eachother just like in that song

omg and. imagine the spine and seabrass meeting and just kinda shaking hands like “take care of my girl” and eventually having some proper dad-esque conversations even though they’re not even dads to piper or rabbit (they just act like it)

and like. rabbit is such a hopeless romantic!!! you can’t tell me the new on top of the universe wouldn’t be about piper i mean cmon (besides jenny the toaster doesn’t even HAVE eyes. so there.)

just pls give me steam powered girlfriends traversing space and keeping eachother determined in a world out of their control

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

Wow, I thought it'd just be a one-night stand but that works too!

[edgeworth-take-the-wheel-deacti]

my like. FAVOURITE thing about the new steamworld heist album is the new remake of on top of the universe but like. there’s something that gets me every time i listen to it and it’s like rabbit says ‘few girls could offer you a love that feels like this’ and hatchworth just goes ‘oh, hey now!’ in a kinda offended tone  someone’s jealous~ i like to think that. it isn’t even ROMANTIC jealousy at all it’s more: “my sis has fallen in love and now she’s spending more time with THEM than US!!! me and spine have kept rabbit happy for over 100 years now how dare they just waltz in and make rabbit overlook us….. we love her even MORE than u!!! take THAT!!!”

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

Yeah except hatchy you were in the vault for 70 of those years so like... you have no room to talk

[monitoredactiviti]

Captain Piper needs your help to save the Galaxy! Those Scrappers aren’t gonna wreck themselves you know!

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

we got our first piece of fanart, it’s @heliumhatchworth! Drawn by the lovely @edgeworth-take-the-wheel aka Hatchworthless <3

[samhears]

Hapy YuleMas everyone!

[monitoredactiviti]

i rlly liked rabbit in the music video ok 

[memecollection]

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[holywaterspookysoakers]

Lil Brother the Spine helping Big Sis Rabbit learn to walk in heels

cuz that stuff is hard!

[ohpierre]

Chrisnakuh Latkas and Chinese food at the Weiserman/Deihl’s

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

iddin't it a bit late for latkes?

[spacepoweredgiraffe]

About the Iggy thing: I saw a thing off of the Engineer-eteer site that had old concepts of some of the lore characters, and there were some concepts for the Beciles. There were a few old concepts for Ignatius and I borrowed some of the elements to make my design better. TBH my design wasn't all that stray from the canon concepts haha. Made things easier design wise. 8P

Cool, I'll have to have a look at that!