yourordinarycat

so sweet, so painful

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Hollow Knight: Silksong is out in June

Team Cherry's Hollow Knight Silksong finally has a new release date: June 3.

???

[yourordinarycat]

finally

[yourordinarycat]

the way people see a constitution or "checks and balances" as some kind of divine interventor that prevents Bad Things from happening ever needs to be studied

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right handed, brush teeth with right hand

right handed, brush teeth with left hand

left handed, brush teeth with left hand

left handed, brush teeth with right hand

Remaining time: 20 hours 48 minutes

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many people have complained in the notes so here is an updated poll

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right handed, brush teeth with right hand

right handed, brush teeth with left hand

right handed, brush teeth with both hands

left handed, brush teeth with left hand

left handed, brush teeth with right hand

left handed, brush teeth with both hands

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

[evilvillain123456789]

(to a dog eating dog food) ewwwwww how the hell you eat that shit

[evilvillain123456789]

So, my dog is in the yard. My dog is gonna be in the yard. White dog, about 15 pounds, crusty brown eyes. The gate is unlocked. And there's a loaded .45 in the mailbox also. Let me break this down for you:

if you dispatch the dog in 1 shot I will tip 25% and leave a 5 star rating.

if the dog has been dispatched but multiple rounds have been fired I will tip 10% and leave no rating.

if the dog is alive I will leave no tip and a 1 star rating.

Once the dog has been euthanized you can just go ahead and leave my Caniac Combo on the porch swing.

Customer has requested no-contact delivery

[toskarin]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

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[bromdebus]

from a scale of 1 to 10 how racist do you think femboy libertarian is and why is it almost certainly 10

[silverswinds]

11

[creepymutelilbugger]

reblogs disabled by op but i want this on my page again

[evilvillain123456789]

developing a seething, purulent hatred for your close friends, family, or partner, and then concocting an ideological justification that lets you sublimate it into acts of violence and cruelty toward strangers, is honestly one of the most quintessential and basically human experiences you can have, and i really pity people who will never get to.

[herbalist7410]

Spiritual problems

[evilvillain123456789]

got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts

[evilvillain123456789]

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

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