Where is the Puppy?

I love my dog Frankie/21/cisgirl/bi--pan-questioning

[spacescleaninglady]

Me: this concept isn’t really that difficult to understand. It is a simple theory that many many people use competently. Please, brain, learn it and write your paper

My brain, sleep and nutrient deprived, running only on caffeine and stress:

[z-nogyrop]

reblog if you would let gengar be your friend

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[dabsquat]

remember guys: pride month gives every lgbt+ person +10 in charisma but a +5 penalty in stealth

[feministism]

[rowdyholtzy]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[biselfesteem]

[ahsadler]

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[captocie]

A friend snapped me these photos and it made me so incredibly happy. there are a lot of people trying to keep bisexuals and asexuals out of LGBTQ+ spaces and it warms my heart to see The Stonewall Inn including these groups in the community.

[welligotsomethingtosay]

To everyone gatekeeping, look at THIS. Also, fuck you for causing discrimination within a community that is already discriminated against. Shame on you. I’ll fight anyone who thinks bisexuals and aces do not belong in lgbt+. Both flags are at Stonewall, suck my dick.

[this-bi-bum]

Stonewall is honestly so profoundly iconic and inclusive!

[susiephone]

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

[professorsparklepants]

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

[iconicpopstar]

also this:

[catlovesmocalike]

Let’s name the director:  Darren Aronofsky. He has since directed mother! where he forced Jennifer Lawrence to reshoot a scene after she broke a rib or something. He is still really praised in cinephile circles, which is why I want to name and shame him. 

[thestraggletag]

And let us all admit that directors like Darren Aronofsky are not being praised DESPITE this behaviour but rather BECAUSE of it. They’re seen as edgy and willing to take risks and do what needs to be done, no matter the fallout, to get the perfect shot. They take risks for their art. Except, of course, they don’t. They make other take risks, they push and damage other people, not themselves.

[mad-5sos]

[death-by-lulz]

Is Denny’s even real

[brucespringsteenrpf]

want proof that pride month gives us power

here it is, bitches

Yesterday I went to the doctor and I didn’t cry ! And I was like “I deserve a treat for being a Real Adult” SO of course I go to starbucks. And I meander in and order an iced tea and the barista is all cute and like “oh! Have you tried peach in it??” And I was like “no, do me your best!” And so she whips up this fucking magical tea and it’s SO TASTY

And then I notice they have coffee on tap. Like. Beer taps with coffee. In STARBUCKS. So I’m like “omg coffee beer” and the store was empty so she gave me free samples of ALL the coffee on tap.

AND THEN she’s like “oh! Do you have a minute? Lemme make you my fav drink” and proceeds to whip me up this amazing chai nitro coffee thing FOR FREE! So I’m like “wow!!” And all this time we’re chatting and she’s like a theatre major and I’m an anthro major and we bond over how unemployable we are AND SHES SUPER CUTE OK. We take a cute selfie.

I leave. I sit in my car and I drink my fucking amazing peach tea and I’m like “damn. She was so cute and sweet.” I leave starbucks.

I’m driving down the road, and to the roaring applause of my discord server fam (shoutout to my wlw kingdom) I pull an illegal-ass u turn and go flying back into starbucks.

And im like “HEY! Your drinks are amazing and you can say no but I - canigetyournumber?”

And you know what?

I fucking did.

Happy pride, homos

[giographixnola]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ironically, more accurate.

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[papa-mint]

[ieshatacos]

chaotic good

[thejungleofmufasa]

Direct action

[catnippackets]

when you wake up from an unfinished dream and you’re really sleepy and then manage to lucid dream yourself back into actual sleeping and dreaming so you can finish it properly