Puns Are Great

Bryan | 22

[jockalot]

[prismplague]

Demon summons a human

[aanzhen]

Yes. good.

[lovelymonsterthings-deactivated]

This is amazing.

[silent-again]

*raises hand* Sign me up! I’ll be your friend!

[localstarboy]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH IM DEAD 😂💀

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i am… how u say… goddamn losing it lads

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get mad nerdy but I just discovered tabletopaudio.com and I’m fuckin losing it

this person (people?) goes about making 10 minute long loopable ambient noise tracks for every imaginable setting (docks, taverns, forests, airships, spaceships, office buildings, sewers, EVERYTHING) and has over a hundred tracks to offer, and on top of that if none of them suit you there’s a huge feature called soundpad where you can mix and match from their set of hundreds of individual sound effects and music clips to make your own ambient background track

holy shit dudes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I did a little further reading on his about and the guy running this is just a dad with two kids who like playing tabletops with him and he had the composition and musical training to start making soundtracks for his games then decided to spread that to the world for absolutely free, he even welcomes you to use his tracks in your works (podcasts, videos etc) and is open to being hired for custom tracks

I love him

[scottryder-spacetwink]

nobody ever said he’s speaking English… right?

shout out to @tripnipalex for the Spanish! Love ya buddy! (translation below)

Keep reading

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

LGBTBCIAHTFFACTNG

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

[did-you-know]

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

[keetongu]

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

[captainlordauditor]

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[aestheticschaos]

Pirate Witch aesthetic

[morphene-gimlet]

The Turds Who Voted to Sell Out Your Online Privacy Get Their Faces Plastered on Billboards

Last month, Congress voted to repeal FCC rules that would prevent internet service providers from selling your personal web browsing and app usage data. It was a decision that’s unpopular across the country, regardless of party affiliation. If the politicians that voted in favor of the reversal thought no one would notice, there are some big ass signs in their districts that say otherwise.

good.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

good.

[stuft]

good.

[blueandbluer]

Good.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

Do the same thing for healthcare.

[dangeroustoast-blog]

Wax seals being sealed is a fascinating experience

[jinkies-binx]

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

[illufinch]

its name is tootsy roll

[ofanda]

Scottish tweets make no sense, but also make absolute sense

[commander-ledi]

im like skyrim npc:

i tell the same bullshit over and over again

sometimes when you try to interact with me, i am about to respond but then i just stare at you with my mouth open and go home to sleep

mostly i wont talk unless interacted with but sometimes when i notice you, i give you unwanted lecture about bullshit you could not care any less about

if you do one specific low effort nice thing to me, you can marry me

i eat bread nonstop