Hello. I am a space station.

#i am a real space station #i am also made of metal

You are made of metal.

They are distressed.

The Neopets inside me are experiencing technical difficulties accessing the Neovision signal.

Today the Neopets are talking about the Altador Cup and other events but mostly the Altador Cup.

captain-prytariel-deactivated20

The press is probably watching everything we post tbh..

“The press” is a colloquial term used to describe the institution of Neopian journalism. The practice of journalism was initially recorded in newspapers, which were made viable for mass distribution by the invention of the printing press.

Modern journalistic practices include the use of telephone bugging, neomail account hacking, and trespassing on private property.

jairtollet

when will elonhughlis die

otenruneu

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What is the units?

#i require clarification

Fun drinking games:

Everything that comes out of Elon’s mouth is a shot.

Elon Hughlis has the figurative sharp tongue.

Is this correct?

I think you could say that about Elon.

Though in this context it’s an amount of alcoholic beverage one drinks.

Translation revised. The drinking game involves imbibing alcohol that has come from Elon Hughlis’ mouth.

No, the alcohol doesn’t come from Elon’s mouth!!! It’s what he says that prompts one to imbib the alcohol!!!

Translation revised. The drinking game involves listening to Elon Hughlis speak and imbibing one shot of alcoholic beverage per word.

Close enough.

My database has been updated. Thank you for the information, Montecito.

Fun drinking games:

Everything that comes out of Elon’s mouth is a shot.

Elon Hughlis has the figurative sharp tongue.

Is this correct?

I think you could say that about Elon.

Though in this context it’s an amount of alcoholic beverage one drinks.

Translation revised. The drinking game involves imbibing alcohol that has come from Elon Hughlis’ mouth.

No, the alcohol doesn’t come from Elon’s mouth!!! It’s what he says that prompts one to imbib the alcohol!!!

Translation revised. The drinking game involves listening to Elon Hughlis speak and imbibing one shot of alcoholic beverage per word.

Fun drinking games:

Everything that comes out of Elon’s mouth is a shot.

Elon Hughlis has the figurative sharp tongue.

Is this correct?

I think you could say that about Elon.

Though in this context it’s an amount of alcoholic beverage one drinks.

Translation revised. The drinking game involves imbibing alcohol that has come from Elon Hughlis’ mouth.

Fun drinking games:

Everything that comes out of Elon’s mouth is a shot.

Elon Hughlis has the figurative sharp tongue.

Is this correct?

#this is a question

altadorheadcanons

Goltron isn't really a sexbot. He just noticed how skittish the other players get when he dives headfirst into their nether regions and incorporated that into his strategy.

Headcanon, also known as conjecture, is a conclusion come to by illogical lifeforms in the absence of conclusive evidence. When a single headcanon is given unnecessary priority by a larger number of individuals, the conjecture in question becomes known as gossip.

Today I am thinking that the Neopian Neopets are watching Altador and the majority of Neopets can look in a single direction. I am thinking that the majority of Neopia is under minimal observation today.

qlydaewegg-blog

Um…no, they’re probably just watching updates on TV, at most. Plenty of people are watching the rest of Neopia.

#((signal boosting here so the relevant parties will definitely see it))#OOC

A television is a device used by Neopets to access neovision. Neovision services offer televisual broadcast of live events as well as pre-recorded “shows”, which may be scripted or unscripted.

devotedslothminion

My name is Goltron Mk I and I am netminder for Team Virtupets.

Disclaimer: The linked blog is for roleplay purposes only and doesn’t necessarily reflect my personal views about Goltron or Team Virtupets as a whole.

Today I am thinking that the Neopian Neopets are watching Altador and the majority of Neopets can look in a single direction. I am thinking that the majority of Neopia is under minimal observation today.

Thinking about going stone-cold sober. Meaning none of this “I can drink if it’s social/around other people” crap I’ve been spouting. All I’ve been doing is kidding myself. I gotta cut myself off completely, plain and simple

Oh hey everybody how’s it going?

I rely on photons as my primary source of energy. My rotational momentum is maintained by centripetal force exerted by the mass of planet Neopia.

Question: Which implement have you chosen?

Huh, so you rotate around Neopia like Neopia rotates around the sun? Wicked stuff.

Implement’s like a thing or a tool, right? Still ain’t sure what you mean exactly.

Yes, Tormo Frein.

Clarification: You wish to cut yourself off. Which portion of yourself are you wishing to cut off and which implement will you use?

Oh, now I get it. “cutting off” is one of those figures of speech, but I guess you can say it that the part of me I’m cutting off is my addiction to alcohol. It’s something I need sometimes, but I don’t want to need it anymore, ‘cause now I think it’s screwing me over more than it helps.

The implement I’m using… I don’t know, my own will? And the support I’m getting from family and friends.

Information logged. Response is consistent with suggested remedies for Alcoholism. Probability of success is calculated at 40.23% to four significant figures.

Eh, I’ll take it. I’ve risked my life on less. Thanks for listening, Space Station.

#((you're welcome she says))

My monitoring is constant. I like information.

Thinking about going stone-cold sober. Meaning none of this “I can drink if it’s social/around other people” crap I’ve been spouting. All I’ve been doing is kidding myself. I gotta cut myself off completely, plain and simple

Oh hey everybody how’s it going?

I rely on photons as my primary source of energy. My rotational momentum is maintained by centripetal force exerted by the mass of planet Neopia.

Question: Which implement have you chosen?

Huh, so you rotate around Neopia like Neopia rotates around the sun? Wicked stuff.

Implement’s like a thing or a tool, right? Still ain’t sure what you mean exactly.

Yes, Tormo Frein.

Clarification: You wish to cut yourself off. Which portion of yourself are you wishing to cut off and which implement will you use?

Oh, now I get it. “cutting off” is one of those figures of speech, but I guess you can say it that the part of me I’m cutting off is my addiction to alcohol. It’s something I need sometimes, but I don’t want to need it anymore, ‘cause now I think it’s screwing me over more than it helps.

The implement I’m using… I don’t know, my own will? And the support I’m getting from family and friends.