magic carp life

I apologise for my blog

[two-fisted-dynamo]

[bestnatesmithever]

hahaha son this bread is huge

[ulvemaelk]

[frogmp3]

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

[dysfunctunal]

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

[v-for-vidma]

🐸 🐍

[90377]

la reunion by vince42

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

[wizardofbalance]

[surprisebitch]

@random-senpai

[random-senpai]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Didn’t even bother giving you the lumpy dessert, ffs.

[lookwhereyagoing]

probably cold, too. 

[oil-robin]

Would you kiss an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ yes

○ super yes

[spicydruid]

Super yes

[anarchist-art]

[niggazinmoscow]

I will never get tired of this

[dogcoding]

[filthybrainz]

none of us would be lgbt sorry next question

[dogcoding]

[catchymemes]

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?