Lieutenant Dumbass

Which of the 3 fandoms will it be today? 27F Header by @astromechovess

[stingyanart]

kaboom, another john price

[cerosin-bis]

Krueger/Nikto sketches #9 (x)

[heavenbarnes]

on holiday in a foreign country speaking a language nobody else understands #winning

[rhymewithrachel]

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[regina-kortera]

König ~`

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[konigs-lover]

okok get this

johnny stopping at a gas station to get candy bars and snacks at midnight, he’s one of the only customers at this hour

and you’re bored

which is why when he gets to the register you ask “are you gay?”

“huh?” he turns his head to you with a confused expression, eyebrow raised trying to understand if you actually said what he heard you say

“i said, how do you wanna pay?”

“oh.. card” he turns back to his phone

“are you hard?”

“what?!”

“i said cash or card”

“you didn’t say that”

“you can’t prove it”

he laughs, pays with his card and leaves you his number

[theslowesthnery]

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma's boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are "like that" because they haven't seen their grandma's tits

good job tumblr 👍

[antarctic-octopus]

[theslowesthnery]

there it is!

my comments on that post were (sorry for shamelessly copy-pasting them):

american attitudes about nudity are fucking wild, and the worst part is that because they're american, they just assume that everyone everywhere thinks the same. i will never forget seeing people on a left-leaning, progressive site saying that families bathing together is creepy and gross and clearly a sign that something is wrong with the family, that they'd never seen their siblings or parents naked and would in fact rather die. meanwhile to this day i bathe and go to the sauna with my sister and mother and have been bathing and sauna'ing with various family members - and even strangers! - my whole life. but yes, can confirm, seeing your grandma's tits as a child does you good, and not just because it teaches you that "beauty is fake and temporary", but because it broadens your ideas about what beauty even is in the first place. my sister and i used to spend our summers at our grandma's house by the countryside and frequently bathed and went to sauna with her. we saw not just her breasts but also her flabby skin, her moles and liver spots, her body hair and varicose veins, and we didn't see any of that as weird or ugly because they were a part of our grandma who we loved very much. and when we see those things in other people - ourselves included! - we think "well it wasn't ugly on my grandma's body, so why would it be ugly on anyone else's body?". it makes you much more understanding and "forgiving", if you will, towards the completely normal bodies of strangers as well as your own body.

[catchymemes]

[shark-tranny]

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

[tonsimonsi]

wind turbine

[shark-tranny]

yeah you win

[hauntingacorpse]

No one else is going to give you joy and happiness only yourself. do not depend on others for anything. so draw that clone trooper twin 🤫🤫

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[stingyanart]

[7 hrs. work time]

Cpt. Price, sure bears a lot of guilt, but no saint was ever not guilty. — some modern warfare angst cause the worst is yet to come <//3

[willgrahamscock]

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

[willgrahamscock]

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory

[heroexxs-a]

[boycritter]

sorry man im all booked

[boycritter]

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.