Degeneracy

Scaramouche just like me FR; I too have crippling mommy issues.

[spiralstaircased]

[spiralstaircased]

starkara:

if you’re a (mostly) bald cartoon dude you have to wear this color scheme

#you forgot aang (michymouses28)

FUCK ur right

what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult

[world-of-lang]

[scarecrow-hero]

IT’S HAPPENING

[celestial-naiad]

IT GOT BETTER

[titenoute]

SAVE HIM

[loverdudearchive]

[trapcard]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[thebirdroads]

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

[calibrate]

Please explain

[thebirdroads]

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

[thefluffyreindeer]

[capacity]

 me every fucken night on this website

[ommanyte]

I arrive in Africa

Drums: echoing Boy: hurried Rains: blessed

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I am forcibly dragged away from you

[teentitansforeva]

[90stvqueen]

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am now SO MAD that there was never a scene in the books or films of a Slytherin student taking a stand against the Death Eaters

Because then

We could have literally captioned that as

“2 SPOOKY 4 ME”

[cloudbustinger]

the trifecta

[writing-prompt-s]

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

[samdirector24]

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You didn’t see nothin’“

[samael]

quick someone add the picture of the badabing babadook

[aquitaine-hunger-force]

[samael]

thank you!

[respectfulmemes]

[bluffing-badge]

he just wants to be cool

[deadlinejon]

HERE COMES YOGI

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

[ysr715]

God tier right here

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Everyone needs to get on this guy’s level

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

How am I both of these people

[shencomix]