grapevine🍇

oof

[wtfaziraphale]

did no one else immediately make this comparison

[literalnobody]

Gender? You know that’s not real right? They just made it up to sell more pink and blue explosives to Americans

[spelldealer]

it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it

[notvoid]

This dude that works at my local taco bell says "tacotastic" and when i asked for a chalupa he said "beef steak or chicken which are you pickin"

I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said "sure i dont pay for it" and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said "no i work here"

[r10t3r]

i see no difference

[blackreaders-assemble]

I laughed way too hard

[darkestcinema]

renaissance in the 21st century

[salmonandsoup]

these have way more baroque vibes but i understand the meaning behind the sentiment so un-ironically and genuinely go off 

[clickbeetle]

*calls myself “she” but in an unmistakably unfemale way*

[clickbeetle]

i am a “she” in the same way a boat belonging to an honest old fisherman is a “she”

[clickbeetle]

*places a hand on my waterlogged boards and tangled nets* she may be falling apart but she gets the job done :)

[gaphic]

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

[agreyeyedgirl]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

[cinthi-lante]

that 16th century peasant feeling

[bisexuanal]

*sprinkles a little parmesan cheese on you*

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

italian baptism

[luprand]

In nomi Patri, et Fili, et Formaggio Parmigiano-Reggiano.

[pleatedjeans]

[ithelpstodream]

[catchymemes]

[bella-alva-lovat]

I reblog this anytime it pops on my dash