[tiktokmuseum]

bonk!

[mistresstrevelyan]

@meesherbeans​

[awesomevines]

OP - https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/lckrxa/the_cats_meow/

[digitaldiscipline]

I have not seen seven of my cats snap to attention that quickly without using a can opener.

[angelbabyspice]

I’m like actually losing my fucking shit at this holy fucking

[twink-pegger-deactivated2025102]

If anyone's wondering the context, the guy is a professional lock picker and was trying to get his wife interested in lock picking too LMAO

[ms-maple]

Credit the man at least, good lord. Man makes some of the most engaging vids I see on a day to day basis. The channel name is The Lock Picking Lawyer (yes he is an actual lawyer).

[funny-tik-toks]

Ponies of 2020

[probsjosh]

the pony is out for blood

[business-as-usual-bats]

I can't

Stop laughing

[aheartinruins]

It's a beautiful day and you are a horrible horse

[lastoneout]

Every day horses wake up and choose violence

[amysnotdeadyet]

this horse is clearly friends with the fish-punching octopus

[memescomedy]

[lesbianshepard]

can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.

[pepsimayo]

So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”

Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy

But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”

So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one

[tiktokstowatch]

[grimeclown]

killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

[grimeclown]

Had to be there i guess

[lunaserenade]

[catchymemes]

[mrbluerememberyou]

DAAaHRLINg,

[herefortherobutts]

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

[gryffon]

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

[gryffon]

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face

[atomic-darth]

Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird

[justcatposts]

We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

(Source)

[anonymus-maximus-er]

#kitten dot exe has stopped working

#please remove third party hardware and reboot kitten

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[thebootydiaries]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prokopetz]

I think it’s important to bear in mind that “complex” doesn’t necessarily mean “nuanced”. A thing can be complicated and also stupid as hell.

[jotaro-kuujo]

[egalitarianchica]

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

[egalitarianchica]

Is it this?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

[egalitarianchica]

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

[emeraldmercury]

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.