Hey Later Maybe

I have a habit of making too many cupcakes. It's not a bad habit, just a fattening one.

[dragon-hoard]

one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods:

we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other

we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl in need

we teach each other about cramp remedies and how to get out bloodstains

we do pants checks for each other

[rainstormsatnighttime]

we ask for and give each other pain killers without questioning it

[henrycavills]

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[anotherpapercut]

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

Is your mother Spencer Shay

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[theroyalorphans-deactivated2017]

He just gets slowly less concerned

[qwerrutiriorifkckcncncn-deactiv]

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

[fallontonight]

Jimmy and Billy Joel form 2-man doo-wop group and perform “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” using an iPad looping app

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

EXPAND

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail. She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia. She’s going places.

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

[shortvideosandstuff]

[clestroying]

I found the show where the gifs come from

[fuks]

egg frozen in ice

[gagther]

Look like a titty

[4lungboy-deactivated20140501]

u ever seen a titty son

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[ohdangdanii]

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

[ohmahgahd]

THIS WEBSITE.

[dreamberks-deactivated20160209]

[poopybuttbrain]

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

[orbmanson7]

look how many notes this thing has

[thevintagemickey]

Except Santa kinda was right. He knows all.

[onehandkilling]

Well he is Santa

[idontunderstandthatreference]

[spangon]

That awkward moment when the worst father in the history of television handles gay talk to his son better than 90% of world’s parents.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

[yukikoneko19]

reblog cuz this is funny

[transitive-property-deactivated]

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

[furryredfox-deactivated20161222]

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

[castielcampbell]

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

[eziocauthon89]

Mostly reblogging for that last story