Self-Proclaimed Queen of the Pirates

KiaOra everyone. I'm Jamie/Krystal (I respond to both) a 21 year old non binary acearo cosplayer with many problems and an obsession with One Piece and tattoos. And pretty people. Pronouns:She/he/they. they all fit

[spankmethorin-blog]

HOW is this blog still getting followers? I have legit been inactive for what? a year? 2 years?!

[dimension20official]

The True Power of Force Ghosts

[guiiiermo]

IM LAUGHING. THEY TRIED THO.

[ahandsomestark-deactivated20250]

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

[noiz]

This is my bible. Bye.

[sephielya-deactivated20161001]

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

[fangfotographie]

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

[anathemarmotqueen]

i

[kbnet]

絶対必要な単語。ｗ

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。 zakenna yo. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな！ sonna baka na! That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。 deteke. Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。 nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru. What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

[bunnyclown1975]

thank u

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[myrtlewilson]

one time i accidentally read a Star Wars stripper au in which anakin’s stripper name was “ana-skin” and since that day my life has never known peace

[petitewaltz]

you “accidentally read” a Star Wars stripper au

[myrtlewilson]

listen, we all have moments of weakness. but it’s not about how we failed but how we learn from events like these and grow as human beings

[tkeiralea]

Via x

[thehardveneer]

#THAT IS A STORMTROOPER DRESS

[soft-puppy-boyfriend]

That’s not just a storm trooper dress. It’s a Captain Phasma dress. The nerd has a long flowy dress with her own character on it god bless Gwendoline Christie tbh

[annie-knowby]

He laughs as he recalls how, on the original movies, he became Fisher’s ‘dress-up doll’. “She got me to try on her snow outfit, the one piece,” he says. “It wasn’t easy. She’s much smaller than I am! She tried to talk me into doing all kinds of crazy things and for the most part I would do what she said. There are appalling pictures of me where she puts me in her robes.” He pauses. “But I drew the line at the gold bikini.” 

Mark Hamill interview, Empire issue 319, January 2016

[danadelions]

the most handsome

[taz-clark]

Damas raising crocapups.

[dnndphl]

DIL MEETS A GHOST

[meechonmars]

when you got bad handwriting

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey Meech, can I copy your work?” 

2: “Yeah.”

1: “I appreciate it…what does this say?”

2: “Shit, I don’t know either!”

[hans-not-solo]

Saying Kylo doesn’t look like Han… Go somewhere. 😂

[warunyans-deactivated20170704]

American School System: We have given knowledge to the youth.

The doctors: You fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. look at them. they have anxiety.

[lotrdaily]

[pocdisneys]

[bambiambi]

Cute!!

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

This is cute. I was lowkey hoping shed beat his ass but this is cute too.

[earthhasmusic-deactivated201708]

This is from a really cute short from Disney.