Odd flex but I'm too tired to care

I am the embodiment of the edgy thirteen year old stereotype and this year nothing will stop me from being the worst one

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you ever just come back to a account you haven’t been on in months and you’re just like

ew

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I just started watching Dr.Stone and

I love Gen Asagiri

That’s all that needs to be said

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I feel so hurt and betrayed

How could something so terrifying be real? I didn’t think it was...but today I went out in public and I had to see it with my own eyes, the horror that is Heinz Mayochup. I wish I was Jared 19 and hadn’t read the label on the bottle.

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My Favorite BNHA Oc of mine

She’s like 8 in the above picture and her name is Akari Shinitai. 

In this picture she is 5 and it is Valentine’s Day. She’s adorable, yes. But she’s also overly paranoid about how she’s gonna die.

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One time my friend(lets call him A) was on the run from my other friend(let’s call her K) since she was a cop and he had just stolen a baby. I was watching this all go down from a rooftop and A didn’t even strap the baby in before flooring it and K was on motorcycle, flooring it harder. The two raced through the streets seemingly forever before I fell through the roof of A’s white milk van. We then went to the DMV for a meeting in court and this guy kept claiming to have stolen all the babies and A was smugly relaxing in his chair while K glared at him. A was very pleased and then I walked into the room and the judge’s smile faded. I was holding the stolen baby and gave it to A. The judge immediately screamed “GUILTY” and A was arrested. 

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Science side of Tumblr explain

Why does the cronch of cereal feel so great?

#sciencesideoftumblr

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Charles Entertainment Cheese

I think since Klaus and the rest of the Hargreeves missed out on a lot and I mean A LOT, I think it would honestly be a great thing if after Klaus got out of the house, he went and took everyone to Chuck E Cheeses. Or maybe Alison did. Maybe she used her money and took them all there after remembering how she heard of it when she was younger but never got to go. Some great parts of this is how I headcanon:

Kids think Luther is an animatronic because he’s so tall

Klaus would totally go inside the birthday ticket vacuum

Ben attempting to help everyone play video games and failing

Ben becomes a video game genius by watching everyone

Diego refuses the pizza

Diego would probably find Eudora there and then be a lot less edgy

Vanya would probably hangout with the little kids instead of her siblings

Alison watching Claire have fun and Vanya just waaaaaaay too reminded of Five

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Bees

Can I please ask how people hate these babies?

Look at how smol this bumblebee is!

And fluffy!

someone please tell me where this picture is from, I want to congratulate the photographer

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Reginald

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Can I just say that Hazel and Agnes is the most pure ship in the Umbrella Academy? Also Agnes deserves the world and so does Hazel, fite me

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Math class uwu

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truth

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Uh huh. Ok. Great. Are you underage?

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That I am, why?

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tua

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truth

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Can someone tell me why comic Klaus and tv Klaus are so different?

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I just find it funny that Aidan Gallagher probably had to hear Heat of the Moment by Liam Gallagher and how I thought they were related

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Klaus

Spoilers ahead

I love that disaster boy, but I’m still wondering why he can’t do the dead stuff while high. How do his powers work? In the comics it he can only do it without shoes but in the tv show, he was wearing shoes when he saw his father. Or is this a plothole?