PhD in YTP

✧⚣》 this is a certified fag classic 《⚣✧ 🔞‼️ Check out my pinned 😎 if ur swag enough

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🌈 About me below! 🌈

✨🍭 My other blogs: Animal Crossing, Stimboards, Plush/Dolls/Toys/Figurines, Stardew Valley

🎨 Commission info! 🎨

✧⚣》 Kurt, he/him, 25, system/plural 《⚣✧

Hi, I'm SPARKLEYIFF. I love y2k, oldweb, weird scene furries, fish, and fat transgender men. I post (mostly furry) art under my art tag, and everything else of mine goes into my posts tag.

I don't tag nsfw on this blog!

Tumblr University dropout. Majored in shitposting on main and minored in sexyman sciences. Doctorate in blogging as an art form. Tenured level 420 wizard high council member. Sporadically alive. Negative digit IQ. Shoe size is the same. Immune to radiation. Scorpio. Glows under UV light. Voted Tumblr's most delusional blogger 6 years and running. Freak. Kind of soggy. Currently digging a big hole in someone's yard. Owns a vacation home in beautiful Puppy City. CEO of the color #e6ff2a. Drops randomized loot. Walk speed: 5 knots. Inseam: same length as it took for my dad to come back from the store. Blood type: probably. Height: three apples.

🌇🦋 Bluesky

🐱💐 FurAffinity

🌈 🖍️ Artfight

🍨✨ Toyhouse

🌱🎊 ChickenSmoothie

Bonus sona refsheet incase you want it:

[bgm05]

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lame as fuck unimprintable baby

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Various meows :)

[rindustrial]

[despazito]

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🌈 artfight attack for circcubus

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

yes bitch #music

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[footlongdingledong]

nightmare amulet rotation

[serafphim]

[kiboiru-deactivated20180102]

watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

[kiboiru-deactivated20180102]

never mind

[sparkleyiff]

Rotate him in your mind... 🤲 and also maybe the microwave?

Made by the wonderful @birdiebeanz.bsky.social ! 💚

[sealhaus]

Emile hanging out with a cool whimsigoth owl lady who talked him down from a panic attack at the flea market

[sparkleyiff]

Raffle prize for @robodinodog ! 🎉🛸

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*looks at you*

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Why is it always you can't be talking like that white baby and not who taught you that phrase white baby