MY LOVE HAS GONE TO WAR
I WASN'T READY FOR THE AO3 MAINTENANCE
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MY LOVE HAS GONE TO WAR
I WASN'T READY FOR THE AO3 MAINTENANCE
Oh wow. I did in fact just forget to post this….anyway
HEAR ME OUT Perceptor who originally was a scientist and invented a new, his own way to connect humans with machine.
His technology was (in theory) safer and less painful and had much less nasty side effects. Which is awesome and all but the thing is - it was also much more expensive. So his research got rejected. Spending more money to make pilots lives more comfortable?? Bruh what a waste of money! It’s much more effective to put the same budget into weapons!
No one said that out loud of course. Officially they rejected the idea as “underdeveloped” “untested” and “unsafe”.
So Perceptor went “Fine I’ll do it myself” and became a pilot just to prove his point.
Government: We don’t approve! The technology is untested!
Perceptor: Can you ask around if someone would be willing to test it?
Government: No.
Perceptor: Fine. I’ll test it on myself.
Government: But…but but YOU DONT HAVE A PILOT LICENSE!
Perceptor: i’ll take a training mech. They can legally be piloted without a license.
Government: We aren’t gonna just give one to you for free!
Perceptor: Okay. *takes one of already broken mechs and repairs it* I’ll take this one. It was in the trash so it’s free.
Government: wh..hu….but BUT YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY WEAPONS! Your behaviour is clearly suicidal we can’t let you!
Perceptor: I upgraded the mech to have a laser.
Government: A laser??? Like a laser gun?? NOT ALLOWE
Perceptor: no. Just a laser. A really big one. It’s a lab equipment. I have a permission to use it.
Government: YOU BITCH. YOU KNOW WHAT. WE WILL ASSIGN YOU TO THE MOST DANGEROUS AND SUICIDAL MISSIONS. GOOD LUCK STAYING ALIVE YOU BOOKWORM
Perceptor: Fine. But if I will be alive in five years and still have no side effects from my drift technology? I will share it worldwide. You will have to admit that the only reason you had of rejecting it is your own greed.
Every single pilot: God he is so hot I wonder if he’s single
Binging TFP is so funny because oh, here's Skyquake who's so faithful to his master, oh, here's Breakdown who pushes Bulkhead out of the path of MECH's weapons, oh, here's Dreadwing who is So Honorable, and the Autobots PLEAD with them to change sides, to become Autobots . . .
BUT NO, they get Knock Out. The vainglorious, self-centered little shit who has no qualms, no loyalty, no morals, and certainly no medical ethics . . . Knock Out, who DOES NOT have a redemption arc or a change of heart or feel bad about a single thing he's done, who says out loud that he just wants to be on the winning team.
I love that. I love that all the noble, loyal Decepticons fucking die and only Knock Out wedges his way into Team Prime, fueled by spite at Starscream and a desire to live comfortably.
one of the realest things ive seen on this post frr
What’s even funnier is that the Autobots never even tried to recruit Knock Out and they still got him. They tried to recruit Skyquake, Dreadwing and even Starscream!
Alright last one for the day but mer!blurr has literally been on my mind all day... I don't normally draw humanoids cause I'm bad at them but I did my best!!
Gift for u @keferon my lord
never drawn cetaceans in my life and now i'm out here speculating on mer-mammalian biology
ao3 is down and i'm sobbing in the corner
And then he died. At least he was happy.
Echoes through the cosmos
My friend @cosmique-oddity had a brilliant idea about mecha AU Coswave and I had to write my own take on it. Make sure to check out his wondeful writing/art for this concept too! We're posting our works in tandem, so by the time you see this, it should be on his blog.
Aaanyway, this was supposed to be a short one-shot. It is not. Part two and three will be coming soon. As always, based on the Mecha AU by @keferon.
When he was a kid, the first book he’d ever gotten was a children’s space encyclopedia.
Secrets of the cosmos, it was titled, and he’d fallen in love with it at first glance. It talked about planets and stars and the possibilities of alien life, and he’d carried it around everywhere for years, so much so that it earned him the nickname Cosmos from his peers. It might have been a little mocking at the time, but he’d refused to take it as an insult - quite the opposite, really, and eventually, it stuck.
On clear nights, he’d sometimes sneak out of his house after bedtime, lie down on the grass and just look at the sky. He’d watch the stars flicker, thinking of distant planets filled with cool alien people. Imagined himself meeting them one day, leaving Earth behind for greater adventures and new friends, and whenever he saw a shooting star, only one wish ever came to mind – “I want to meet an alien someday!”
In retrospect, perhaps he should have wished for something else. Chocolate cake for breakfast, maybe.
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Coswave for the win guys
Two lil freaks
A brief refresh from my AU so I draw Soundwave being an old dad (love him sm)
Based on this
I heard people talking about Sins of the Wreckers being about Tarantulas's lust for Prowl but I was still not ready
Starscream fcking sucks i love him
(417) A comedic one-shot in which someone assumes that Knock Out is a set of trophy wheels for Breakdown — you know, a polished and very pretty status symbol for his battered bruiser of a conjunx. Like, they're obviously pretty well off, so it seems obvious that Breakdown must be making all the money, and Knock Out is here to look pretty. Right?
The punch line we are leading up to is — of course — that Knock Out is a globally renowned planisher at the top of his career and makes absolutely bonkers money. Breakdown is HIS set of trophy wheels, and it's HIS job to look huge and heavy duty and toss his flashy husband around recreationally. Obviously.
Aftermath of Meeting B-127
Shockwave has never been so grateful for how little Soundwave speaks