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artsycorn

Superman (2025) reference

inkzectz

the blowjob brothers

#hetalia #faqueue #that caption lolololol #aph romano #aph italy

stickthings

Dude I fucking love prumano

#hetalia #faqueue #prumano #aph romano #aph prussia

Heyyy. I'm again not dead. Just busy. I'm working on a masters in history, and these fucking himbo countries are the main culprits.

So, have fun with as I resume my bullshit (literally either for the next few months or just today. I am tired and fickle, lol)

scarymonsters-andsupercreeps

I’ve had enough

#tomodachi life

queenofthequillandink

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

brain-depositary

“This, too, is Torah, and I must learn!”

Citation

sincerely-mrstranger

Behold, a Meme:

jantesika

I love that they're in differing amounts of allowance, too.

"None of these words are in the Bible": fully opposed, there is no written acceptance.

"This, too, is Torah and I must learn": entirely on board, wants more to happen.

"By Allah you people are dogs. I will reblog as always": "ew guys. really? ... lemme in."

arynneva

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

mecharose

I see first person stories like I'm sitting down across from the narrator getting the wildest tea imaginable

arynneva

Most accurate way to read a first person story

ironychan

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

ironychan

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

sunlaire

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

doyouremem8erme

yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here

bakedbakermom

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

greylittlebird-deactivated20250

I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

filthy-rat

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

david-goldrock

Btw touch screens, which don't have tactile feedback so you don't know if you pressed the right shit, is an embarrassingly bad design in a car, a machine which famously needs you to not look at the inputs in order to operate safely