The Random Life

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[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[thevaultbox]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER XD

[askbendygizmo]

THE HAT MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fluffie-cinnamon-deactivated202]

aaAAAAAAAA

[deathbars]

THIS IS AMAZING

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Literally golden

[nevaehtyler]

Who let this white boy talk? 🙄

[tu-polola-morenita-deactivated2]

She still won’t fuck you, christopher.

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Get roasted Chris

[son-0f-a-snitch]

Hi Matt, how are you?? Since you're the reason Ara will be less active here take good care of her! We love her very much :)

Matt: I Will do I promise 🐶

Ara: I love you guys too

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Yes, take care of our beautiful Ara!! We love her very very much, and don’t get into too much trouble you two ;) (See how I said ‘too much’, some trouble I understand is needed)

[son-0f-a-snitch]

((OOC: Ignore my appearance but he’s back!! (Only for two days cry) This is the reason I’m going to be so inactive over the next couple of days but I feel like after almost four moths its justified <3 Love you all)) 

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

SHIP. THY SHIP NAME WILL BE MARA (THOUGH ARATT SEEMS MORE BADASS) <3 <3 <3 YESSSS

@son-0f-a-snitch

(After careful consideration, I think Aratt seems too close to ‘A Rat’.... so I dub thy ship name to be Mara  😍)

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

When you only have one follower but you still want to do your thing

Me: *throws glitter* hi

(OOC: Looks like I felt this way before... well okay then... still relevant)

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

What if… Oh man, here we go… what if Harry Potter was never written?

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

I would like to emphasise how serious this question is...

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

To My 3 Followers

*throws glitter* why hello there

[da-smol-jellybean-blog]

Waiting For Followers Like

Look at my clayyyyyy. Just sitting here, laying on a person, playing with clay. Waiting. Please… someone save me and give me inspiration and motivation to keep this up. I need ideas.

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Still relevant here...

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Honestly my whole getup consists of anything cheap and cute...

[seungmoes]

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour

[thecatempire]

Like now please!???!,!!

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

*goes into field* *shouts to the wind* FUCK EVERYTHING

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

❤

[son-0f-a-snitch]

Hey Ara you QUEENNN was wondering if Matt was back? You're always so happy when he's around 😊 you're gorgeous love!!!

((OOC: He’s back today!!!! I’m going to the airport in about an hour to get him *excited flailing*))

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Omg yassss I ship it so much 😍😍😍

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[nxvels]

artists.

the writer. messy notebooks, messy desks. messy head. scribbling all over their arms. night owl. never being able to finish a project. losing too many ideas due to forgetfulness. passionate about everything. know-it-all. not knowing their own limits. trying to make flowers bloom, even during heavy storms.

the poet. quiet. visual mind. head filled with ideas, struggling to find the right words. not being productive for three months and then writing six poems in an hour. reading the entire dictionary several times. noticing little details that no one else does. laughing quietly. wishing to be enough, someday.

the painter. failing at consistency. having paint all over their face, clothes, and desks. spending more money on art supplies than on anything else. notebooks filled with doodles, tears, and flowers. radiating sunshine. heavy mood swings. supporting, and being supported.

the performer. loud. not hesitating to speak up, for themselves, for others. trying to see the good in everything. rain, and the smell before rain. drinking more coffee than their body can handle. reading every book at once. laughing and crying at the same time. being honest. the helping hand everyone needs.

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

When your feed is dead because time zones are a thing...

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

I honestly don’t know if a post has been made off this yet

But...

Sirius gave Harry the two sided mirror right?

Harry never even opened the package Siruis was probably waiting for him to use it so he didn't have to risk his ass going through fireplaces and stuff. Like "Any moment. He'll message me, I know it. He was so excited to get the mirror"

And then Sirius dies Harry finally is like HEY LETS USE THE MIRROR Well you should have thought of that before when you still had your damn godfather Harry Just like... STUPID HARRY.

And think about it. Sirius couldn’t leave his mansion. His boring dumb mansion with the screaming portrait of him mother and Kreacher.

He wanted to talk to his godson. The one person who reminded him of James.

But of course he knew Harry was busy and all, so he tried to make it easier. He gave him the mirror that him and James used.

THAT. HIM. AND. JAMES. USED. AND HARRY DIDN’T DO IT

SIRIUS KNEW  HE COULDN’T WRITE LETTERS BECAUSE THE MINISTRY WAS INTERCEPTING THEM HE COULDN’T GO IN THE FIREPLACE BECAUSE THE MINISTRY WAS KEEPING TABS ON THAT

STUPID UMBRIDGE WAS HURTING HARRY AND HARRY WAS JUST LIKE KAY LETS HANG WITH MY FRIENDS IN HOGSMEADE INSTEAD OF TELLING THE ONE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.  THE ONE PERSON WHO’S SO DEPRESSED AND FEELING SO HELPLESS

AND THEN SIRIUS DIES AND HARRY DIDN’T EVEN UNWRAP THE DAMN MIRROR

FEELSSSS

[all-movie-stuff]

[sparkly-wizard-kitten]

Can this picture be more lit?