I Want To See You Kick Above Your Waist

INTJ-T|any pronouns|20 Unsure of every aspect of my life except the fact Joey richter is pretty

[pokemonpostsonly]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[nyastranauttheastronaut]

Something came over me and suddenly I'd made this :3

[wacksabbath]

[fr33ksncr33ps]

(image desc: a close up of Marge Simpson’s eyes with yellow text that reads ‘’BEWARE THE EYES OF MARGE’’. End of desc.)

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Potion of Condo Coconut Water HDMI Cable Infant Formula Turmeric Yoga Mat Glass.

[dirty-fucking-pirate]

[raspberryhell]

[ID: A four panel comic of a scene from RQG episode 207. It is drawn digitally with a monochrome pink and red palette. In the first panel Hamid, wearing a suit with his dragon wings coming out the back, walks through a formal party where various other RQG characters are also dressed up, dancing and enjoying the party. Hamid smiles, arms wide, and says “Yay! All my friends made it!” In the second panel, Hamid walks up to Zolf, also wearing a formal suit, and grabs him by the tie. Hamid smiles and says “C’mon Zolf, don’t be a wallflower, let’s dance!”. Zolf looks hesitant and says “W-wait, hold up…” The third panel shows Hamid’s face up close as he looks up in surprise as Zolf places his thumb on his forehead. Hamid says “Oh?” and Zolf says “I said hold up.” The fourth panel shows Hamid and Zolf’s arm in the same angle, but now Hamid’s wings are gone, he has a blood stain coming from his chest and he has a pained expression, coughing as he wakes back up. The words “Back to reality” are written in the back and a beam of light comes out where Zolf’s thumb meets Hamid’s forehead. End ID]

Loved Hamid getting to dream about being with all his friends and family :’) Here’s how I imagined it from his perspective…

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[negamewtwo]

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

OH MY GOD

[hatsonhamburgers]

I needed this

[thewolfatmydoor]

Oh god. I’d forgotten how funny this is.

[yesoksure]

I’m around episode 94 of RQG and we haven’t heard from him in a while… :’/ 

[saltseashark]

let them go on holiday

[vhsmeme]

* angsty starters

‘ i don’t feel good.’

‘ get away from me.’

‘ hang on, i’ve got you.’

‘ let’s try and bring that fever down.’

‘ we need to get you warm.’

‘ i’m mad at myself.’

‘ you have to wake up.’

‘ we don’t stop fighting.’

‘ shh, everything’s okay. you’re safe.’

‘ i can’t keep my eyes open.’

‘ you lied to me.’

‘ i thought i could save you.’

‘ you don’t know how to love anything.’

‘ i trusted you and you fucked it up.’

‘ don’t say that. you’re going to be fine.’

‘ no, you don’t get to stand there and pretend a hug makes it all okay.’

‘ i hate you! ’

‘ it hurts inside and you feel alone.’

‘ i can’t do anything right.’

‘ fuck you! ’

‘ hey, don’t be sad. i’m just a little sick.’

‘ you can’t leave me.’

‘ i wanted to make you proud.’

‘ you have to calm down. your heart’s beating way too fast.’

‘ i miss our talks.’

[alexanderjnewallsfaceonthings]

[tauremornalome]

[areyouokaypanda]

Took me way longer than it should have, but Team Flower Crown is complete! Except for Bertie. Because I refuse. :|

[fandombandomrandom42]

Yeah uh what if lonely eyes isn’t real cause peter actually fell in love with og elias and thats why the subtext makes sense