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bitch that's the tubby custard machine

[soft-lovely]

starry decorations

[tributary]

hot take but i think pain should be discrete and purposeful (‘stop touching a hot stove’ and ‘stop bumping into furniture’) and then it should stop when it is no longer communicating useful and actionable information. you may disagree but i think chronic pain is bad.

[illuminated-in-darkness]

#chronic pain communicates information like ‘stop having shoulders’ or ‘get rid of these knees’#none of which is achievable really unfortunately (via @calamitys-child)

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[funnytwittertweets]

[lezarus]

i dont believe that any of you are watching euphoria for real. if i found out tomorrow it was a fake show that was being used to torment me truman show style i would believe it

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it

[thefugitivesaint]

Ian Miller, ‘Masque of the Red Death’, “Tales of Mystery and Imagination” retold by Margaret Naudi, 1993 Source

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I'm sorry for coming back so early but we're getting evicted. I'm sorry that I keep asking for money but I'm going to be homeless again soon. My venmo and PayPal are NdieCity and my cashapp is $ndiecity. I'm really sorry to keep begging but I don't have any other choice

[khakikyrie]

The ancient screen of betrayal.

[funnytwittertweets]

[precioustranswoman-deactivated2]

There’s so much info about tucking and gaffs (less so) but to all new trans girls.. just get some cotton panties like boyshorts style and push it back gently.

 Like you might have to do slightly (slightly) more for tighter clothes or different fabrics but like… ya don’t need to tape yourself every day… or ever… and gaffs are good but unless you’re wearing something tight n thin cotton boyshorts or some other strong underwear will do the trick.

 Like all this info pretending like you need special gaffs, tape, to shove ur testes up into your inguinal canal, etc. is classist, physically harmful, and preventatively daunting information to be spreading without disclaimers like this.

[polyhedralprincess]

Idk if this has been said before but a long time ago another trans lady and I kinda realized we could just wear 2 pairs of underwear and call it a day without taping or anything fancy. Its definitely a cheap alternative and Ive been doing it for 6 years 👍

I wear jeggings to work and when im out and about and I never get looks or comments, idk if this is helpful to anyone tho 😅

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

to every transfemme person: please read this it will save you so much time, money, and energy

[low-or-no-dyspho-ria]

I had a friend who wore some layered compression shorts and called it a day

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

self undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me

[quartetcontent]

Hey folks just wondering if anyone can spare some change, going through hard times right now my PayPal is PayPal.me/Haileyhuffman or my venmo is @hailey413

Or cashapp is $hailey413

[quartetcontent]

If you would like a seven card tarot reading just let me know!

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[outofcontextarthur]

[hexeandharmony]

Full Moon taken from my telescope 🔭 ✨⚖️

28th March 2021 ✨🌕

Verbenalune.com

[c3po]

hello basically i’m rly poor atm haha bc i don’t have a job bc mentally ill and i’m waiting for my benefit application to go thru if any of u r rich and feel like helping me out here’s me paypal 👉👈

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