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[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

[pettypunani]

Reblog if you're still in 2013

[pettypunani]

reblog while you still can

[gentlemanbones]

Time to fuck with the future.

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[one-in-lemillion]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[luckydreaming]

I’ve been pulling bitches on here for almost a decade

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[rustledjimmiescomic]

This is how I imagine my ancestors feel when they look down on me.

[oak23]

the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness

[exerciseinexposure]

The video is just called “Polishing a Rusty Knife” as if watching this guy’s knife wizardry didn’t just clear my pores, cure my anxiety, and stock my fridge full of vegetarian sushi.

[tanukitantan-deactivated2014020]

[itssamnotsammi]

[ban3nah]

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

[backdoorteenmom]

[ssueno-deactivated20180306]

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is uncomfortably accurate

[duskyhuedladysatan]

i feel so called out rn

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[queerdungeons]

iconic

[nonespark-blog]

you don’t have to know anything about Star Wars, but PLEASE watch this.

[stability]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[becausebirds]

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

[setbabiesonfire]

why birb

why

[fat-mabari]

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

[we-lovecats]

[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm