Sparky The Betta

“BRING ME THE BLOOD WORMS” This page was originally made for my dragon scale betta sparky, a soft boi who loved a good meme. Now the star of the show is his brother Anubis a sassy boi, who also enjoys a chuckle at some sick memes. Hope you enjoy this blog of fish memes that’s pretty much all there is to see here.

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Freshwater aquarium alignment chart. 

Because reasons. 

[fourteen--steps]

Goldfish are not lawful neutral they will Knock Over everything in sight and Stuff Everything In Their Mouths including fingers and snails and expensive plants and literal rocks. Chaotic neutral at best.

[sparkythebetta]

110% my fish 😳😳😳

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I like

[unsportmanlikeconduct]

Do not open any message from this blog since it will put a virus on your phone or computer

Please reblog to save someone since this almost got me

[gyerangyeran]

This scared the fuck out of me for a good second because I got one of these messages a while ago and I opened it. But as long as you don't click any links in the message nothing will happen.

DON'T CLICK ANY LINKS IN THE MESSAGE.

Opening it won't give you a virus but clicking the link will. Also the blog name will change but if it starts out anything with hey I saw your blog or I stumbled upon your blog just avoid it.

[sparkythebetta]

Am I the only one who’s parents did this? Let’s teach the next generation how to do better! ❤️

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[sparkythebetta]

Whelp that didn’t go well 😶😶😶

[sparkythebetta]

Be like @pet-of-subs they’re an A+ person 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[sparkythebetta]

Jumping on this meme band wagon

[sparkythebetta]

Hello! I am a zoo keeper that works with salamanders. They often show up in windowsills, basements, and garages (especially after it rains). Usually you don’t have to do anything, they got in so they know how to get out! If you want to put him in your garden that would be ideal. They love to burrow!

Thanks so much for the information! We found a small pond near by that my friend said her kids find salamanders in all the time and let him go there!

[sparkythebetta]

Salamander info? Kinda urgent?

So we found a little salamander last night in our garage, obviously not the normal place you would expect to see one. We wanna do the right thing and truth him back to the appropriate habitat, we don’t believe in keeping wild caught animals, and have made him a temporary hole in the meantime till we an find that place. I did call my local fish and game and was told “a ditch with some rainwater would work just fine, they just need water,” which doesn’t really sound true to me given that amphibians require certain conditions like any other animal. Do any of you have any helpful information on salamanders and where they come from (I googled but just found pet shops) and how to spot the perfect place to release this guy back into the wild? Pretty sure he’s a western tiger salamander? (at least that’s the closest he looks like to the ones native to my area)

[sparkythebetta]

Yet another way my fish take all my money 💰 💰 💰

[sparkythebetta]

When all you want is take nice photos of your fish like the other fish blogs..... I tried I don’t know how y’all do that fish photo magic 😭😭 this is why I only post memes I made on my phone late at night 🤫🤫🤫

[sparkythebetta]

Let’s rise up and save those fish fam! ✊🏻

[sparkythebetta]

Sorry if anyone has sent me an ask and it’s taken forever to get a reply!

I’m gonna be 100% honest and tell y’all I never checked it cuz I honestly didn’t think anyone would send me any xD

But now I will be checking them and answering as many as I can so feel free to ask whatever you’d like ^^

[sparkythebetta]

Love this account. Will you do follow for a follow?

Aw thanks ^^ and sure always looking for more fun accounts to follow ❤️