I post things. Lots of things.

I'm here to burgle your turts

[sparrow--and--nightingale]

here’s some angsty music from my brain

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[ruoloc]

[ruoloc]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

[coolyourjetsbennie]

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

[the-guardian-of-snow-days]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[lavenderlemniscate]

gas station dude: id

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego

scooter man: ego

[niyarest]

these are the only 3 human emotions

[ninfanaiade]

@candiikismet

[candiikismet]

Y'all have never failed me. THANK YOU!

[thesassypolitician-deactivated2]

[mogifire]

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

[taektrash]

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

[firelorcl]

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

[auburn-autumn-skies-blog]

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

[woahspace]

Gather around American boys and girls, it’s time to play “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

Already playing at 3am July 2nd it’s gonna be a long one lads

[spacesamuri]

someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century

[sparrow--and--nightingale]

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like "lets crack open a cold one"

[sashayed]

[petekey-party]

I want someone to romanticize me like emos romanticize 2005

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

[itwillallbeokay-blog1]

Cute boys

[altonbrown]

Sometimes I get concerned for him.

[ironic-flute]

is this a flute?? wtf

[letsfclef-deactivated20181013]

avant garde

[itsaviolathing]

Con fuoco

[lotrfansaredorcs]

The Six Types of Middle-Earth Names

1. Characters whose Names are Secretly Insults: 

Samwise: means “Half-wise” or “Half-wit.” He is Stupid Gamgee

Faramir: Boromir’s name means “steadfast jewel”, but Faramir’s name just means “sufficient jewel.”

Sufficient.

Denethor took one look at baby Faramir and thought “eh I guess he exists or whatever” which is very in character

 2. Characters who Have Way Too Many Names

Examples include Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Arador heir of Isildur Elendil’s son, descendant of Numenor,  Thorongill,  Eagle of the Star,  Dúnadan, Strider,  Wingfoot, Longshanks, Elessar, Edhelharn, Elfstone, Estel, Hope, The Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of the West, High King of Gondor and Arnor, and Envinyatar the Renewer of the House of Telcontar

Wait I’m sorry did I say “examples” plural Cuz that was all one guy 3. Characters whose parents must’ve been prophets

-Frodo means “wise by experience.” His story is about becoming wise by experience -A lady named Elwing turns into a bird (geddit)

4. Characters whose families were so lazy that they copy-pasted the same first half of a name onto multiple people

Théoden/Théodred  Aragorn/Arathorn/Arador  Éomer/ Éomund/Éowyn/Éorl Elladan/Elrohir/Elrond/Elros/Elwing/Elenwë/Elendil/Eldarion (the laziest family) 

5.Characters whose Names are Expertly Designed so that Newbies can’t Remember Who is Who and Feel Sad

All the people mentioned in number 4 Celeborn, Celegorm, Celebrimbor, Celebrian All the rhyming dwarf names in the Hobbit Sauron and Saruman Arwen and Éowyn

6. Name so nice, you say it twice

Legoas Greenleaf: Legolas’s first name means “Greenleaf” in elvish. Legolas is Greenleaf Greenleaf (thranduil really likes green leaves ok) King Théoden’s name means King in Rohirric. Tolkien decided to name his king “King.” All hail King King  this is what the fanbase means when we say tolkien was a creative genius with language