Me Muestras Disgusto

Anthony. 24.

[freakonakaleesh]

it's so sad that jeff bezos burned up upon re-entry over sugonda

[freakonakaleesh]

who the hell is jeff bezos

[freakonakaleesh]

sugondese nuts

[holly-rose12]

Forget to switch accounts???

[freakonakaleesh]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

[hylianhighlands]

Santa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response

[casimirs-cult]

Someone: *Breathes*

Me: If you don’t shut up, I will break every bone in your fucking body.

[lmaonade]

[twinkly-asstrology]

The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

[clavid]

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

[fedswatching]

[luthiferx]

me looking up laptops so i can see if there’s any cheaper ones i can get that would support vr: Computer people: the 84934895345 x q02139218120 b 11 saijsdoasjdia is the best so far but it’s also 90 million dollars so you could go with the XSEXMACHINE2348092342 for 800 thousand instead if you want a cheaper less-good version it has a blast fuck of 75k and a disc space of 12 camels stacked on top of eachother

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

[maxknightley]

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

[513-deactivated20160624]

Your skin isn't glowing bitch you just oily

[meanplastic]

[celine-deyonce]

[mcdungeon]

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nightingale101]