Adventure Time: Elements Starters
“That was definitely the longest adventure we’ve ever done.”
“Let’s go take hot showers!”
“Look at this fish. It’s… gummy?”
“We’ve gotta get to the bottom of this hot shower.”
“Home always looks different after a long trip.”
“Everything being pink is probably not a big deal, and also I’m tired.”
“Why do you worry so much, worry baby?”
“Don’t worry, we’re only teasing you because you’re a baby.”
“Hey! You look like me!”
“Welcome, stranger! It’s so cool that you’re inside our house!”
“We’ve obviously stumbled into an alternate dimension where everyone’s a different version of themselves. Yawn.”
“I’m in control of my emotions.”
“Drink up, babies!”
“I used to have a LOT of fear and sadness - but now I’m FINE!”
“No! That is body juice.”
“What’s that? Do you spurn my fluids?”
“Looks like someone’s feeling a little SOUR.”
“Stop striding! It just keeps you agitated!”
“Hey! You’re meat!”
“They look so happy. Like dogs.”
“Something smells nice. Nice and toasty.”
“She’s everywhere.”
“You fixed ‘em? But they’re your friends!”
“Goodbye, boys! It’s better this way!”
“They’ll be back. They have nowhere else to go.”
“Why does it look like a four-way pizza?!”
“Everyone is not dead. It’s much worse.”
“What am I gonna do without my besties around?”
“Bird watching sounds cool.”
“I’m going out to get some magic ingredients.”
“Cool. Bring me a snackie.”
“You a toucan?”
“I’ve tried so hard to help you.”
“It’s saddening, it’s maddening, I’m rapping, and- and–”
“No, I don’t remember who she is. But I know how to find out.”
“It’s okay. I know you don’t remember me.”
“Hey, wanna go on a date with me tonight?”
“I think she might be an exotic bird.”
“You need to get a nice bespoked suit.”
“No, that’s just the muumuu, dawg. I’m jacked.”
“Pretty fly for an ice guy.”
“I’m really into skulls and old teeth in jars, too.”
“Well, that was terrifying.”
“Maybe you’re going after someone who doesn’t exist anymore.”
“Why not take him as he is? After all, you’ve been through a lot of changes yourself.”
“It sounds depressing when you say it that way. Think of a different way to say it.”
“I don’t wanna be that guy who just hangs out with his girlfriend all the time and doesn’t see his friends… Man, I wanna be that guy so bad.”
“These are some low-grade fairies.”
“Where did the weird lady go?”
“I wonder if my roomie has any more of these soothing donuts.”
“We’ll enter via the sewer line.”
“This is a place mat from a seafood restaurant - and this word search is way too hard!””
“I made these sweaters and ear muffs for you guys. They’re bespoke.”
“It’s a lot colder now, too.”
“Oh, I get it. The top one’s fake.”
“This is crazy. It’s like being at the bottom of an ocean.”
“Ice to meet you.”
“You betta believe it, bucko.”
“Do you wanna come with us? We’re on a secret mission.”
“She’s, like, ruined the whole world and all our friends.”
“Yes, I draw elves. It’s what I like to do!”
“It’s not a sewer, but it’ll have to do.”
“Oh no, you have an icicle. You look like your kids!”
“Back in my old basement, where it all began.”
“Cool boy say what?”
“They denied their precious birthright.”
“Instead of embracing their powers, they were overrun by them.”
“Monstrous. Like life itself.”
“If you’re so upset about this, you should fix it.”
“The universe is an abyss of suffering.”
“Best Friends Gang, retreat!”
“Everyone leaves, except me. I remember Father made me stay at the table until all the eggs were eaten.”
“Well, that sucks and I hate it.”
“The goose… Is loose.”
“My mystic soup is great for combating Ice Magic.”
“I feel drained like a dirty bath tub.”
“Ancient magic was actually my major.”
“Woah, neat-o.”
“Graduate student? What the heck is that? You graduated, but you’re still a student? Doesn’t make any sense.”
“Can the Dog do anything about this?”
“What are you doing? Swaddling me?”
“Look what happens when you go to sleep!”
“Turn around! I can’t go when you’re looking at me.”
“Yes sir. I sure like cuttin’ hair.”
“All this stuff happened because I acted selfishly.”
“I was talking about important stuff!”
“I’ve been trying to distract you from all this, but that doesn’t mean I’m happy with the way things are going!”
“You know what I’ve been thinking? What if we’re dead?”
“I try to keep my worries hidden, but where does that send ‘em? To my kidneys? That can’t be good.”
“I can get into that. Maybe when I’m thirty-five.”
“I don’t care, don’t look in this direction. It makes me feel like you can hear my most private business.”
“Since when is it such a hassle just to take a whiz?”
“Are you being digested in there?”
“Thanks for not digesting me.”
“Nothing happened to us, so now we get to fix it.”
“Here’s some trail mix for the road.”
“They’re two wack-a-doodle peas in a wack-a-doodle pod.”
“Something about it makes me feel weird in the ethics.”
“You don’t wanna stare at happiness too hard, yaknow? Cuz it stares back, man…”
“This smells like a locker room for a dead fish.”
“Okay, you look dope.”
“You guys on a team, yet?”
“No, you can’t be on my team!”
“You got something to say?”
“As always, the prize is absorption into the body of our bumpin’ leader.”
“Skate to assimilate!”
“Isn’t assimilation amazing?”
“It might be comfy, like a hug that turns you into a hug.”
“She can’t absorb us if we’re self-absorbed.”
“You need a three person team to compete, and I’m taken.”
“But I’m the plucky underdog!”
“No, you’re just terrible.”
“No, wait! Discontinue the beat!”
“They love me! I’m a true Cinderella story!”
“Today’s losers will now be punished with shameful absorption.”
“It’s like being in a warm bath full of snot.”
“It’ll work out somehow.”
“May as well give in to it…”
“This isn’t an uplifting underdog ending.”
“I’m not assimilating!”
“She’s gonna be rejecteeeed.”
“No, I totally faked it.”
“Even though I shoplifted this super cool outfit, I still didn’t fit in…”
“I guess I don’t fit in anywhere.”
“Whatever happened, he was always like… ‘it’ll work out.’“
“Stop being so selfish, I’m the one hurting here!”
Happy Warrior“He’s probably having fun, and doing way better without you.”
“Your laugh is really annoying.”
“Don’t talk that way about the skyhooks!”
“Please keep your hands and bags away from the cloud’s edge.”
“Don’t torture yourself! And don’t drop your phone into Fire Kingdom, dummy.”
“If I don’t, you’ll die. Hah!”
“So… You guys wanna do something? Got any music?”
“You guys aren’t just, like, boring and old, right?”
“This doesn’t look so bad.”
“You see that bird? Gross.”
“No, I’m just super cool.”
“I got RAGE!”
“You cannot defeat me!”
“Let’s take his armor.”
“I’m going, but I swear vengeance, okay?”
“Your cooking stinks!”
“Man, this place used to be nice… er.”
“I can’t, she’s like family!”
“My flame shield protected me from the Change. The rest of the kingdom… Is lost.”
“She is spicy with anger.”
“We used to really bond over music, and…. Stuff.”
“This is as far as I go.”
“She said some… Hurtful things.”
“I’ll give her a good talking to. I’ll talk her into next week.”
“My wolf is also a loner.”
“When did he get cool? Everyone slept on that.”
“Die in a ditch!”
“You used to be about the laughs!”
“You can’t run the saw, then stay outta my woodshed.”
“The duck found a secret tunnel!”
“We’re just friends, and I’m proud of that friendship. Getting there took a lot of trust building and emotional growth.”
“… Do you do squats?”
“That big, gross dragon is your ex?!”
“This place is a toxic, aggro-macho-scape.”
“That was messed up, and not who you really are!”
“The only friend I have is violence, and the only thing we do when we hang is FIGHT!”
“I’m gonna ruin your universe.”
“Honestly, I could still see those two working out.”
“This is terrible, nobody’s paying attention to me!”
“That’s a huge extrapolation from what I said.”
“Surely, this is the end of all things.”
“Is this about your ex?”
“This is about the purity of battle.”
“Just listen to the beat of your hero heart!”
“I only hear the drums of war.”
“You’re hurting me physically and emotionally.”
“Becoming a crazy, fiery bad boy has made you even more of a babe.”
“It’s a real magic flying carpet!”
“We lost him to the flames of war!”
“You got any lotion? Your skin is so… Hydrated.”
“Aw man, I don’t think you should play this game ever again.”
“Look at all these thirsty customers!”
“Ice cream pies for all our hot new friends.”
“Jeez, who sneezed in your cornflakes?”
“Look, weird lady - I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but we’re the only sane people left in this crazy, mixed-up world.”
“Lets get in there and mash their potatoes!”
“My children have come home.”
“Oh, a dragon, how fun!”
“I see you’ve been playing with matches.”
“Fight me, nerd!”
“Ooh! Are we wrastlin’? Fun!”
“Everyone I know is spazzing out on each other.”
“Is this the end? Will I be the last witness to the glory of this world that I chose above all others?”
“I don’t think I can save the world on my own.”
“Curse these superior genes.”
“Your face tastes like my happy place.”
“My little Sugarplum - you’ve returned to accept your sweet fate!”
“This charade has run it’s course.”
“In your hearts, you are all sweet!”
“You left my friend down there.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got a new plan - a plan where nothing that happens here matters.”
“He sees me like a handsome older brother.”
“Its me! I’m saving your tight butt!”
“Maybe you’re not made of the same stuff as us.”
“No more learning!”
“Huh, musta dozed off. And bound myself.”
“People say ‘you shouldn’t live in the past.’ But I say ‘why not?’“
“This book is strange, but when you puzzle it out, it’s mostly all charges and frequencies.”
“My wonderful ___ will never become this sad, pathetic creature strewn before me.”
“I thought I could do it, but I can’t. Being with you is like looking at my old life through a funhouse mirror.”
“I think you need to be the most ‘you’ that you’ve ever been.”
“I do believe in myself. I’m a blossoming debutante on the war path.”
“Just relax, you’ll be obliterated soon.”
“I - I guess I’m a special person, and I am worthy of respect!”
“Can you turn this off and we can talk, maybe?”
“Boy, did I fail deep.”
“Maybe I’ll try again in another thousand years.”
“I’m not sticking around to see how this ends.”
“I didn’t like being ditched earlier.”
“I already saved your life, so quit telling me what to DO!”
“You mean these jewels love me more than they love those dum dums?”
“You bossed him back to normal!”
“The jelly is out of the tube!”
“Oh, blessings. What a trip.”
“Uh… Did you recently get a haircut?”
“Please be careful with yourself.”
“I’m… A hero.”
“You really donked up.”
“You and I can fix whatever this is, together. Whenever.”
“I was really scared when you left.”
“I love you.”
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