rp things

this is where I'm storing all the rp memes I make. warning - some of the content may be dark or horror related. send me suggestions!

[jiminearrings]

I’m so thankful we got to see this pose again

[cupofcowboys]

[theintrovertfreak]

EVERYONE hold your horses and look at this divine picture of Albert Mason I took the other day. Just… Wow… I love him.

Okay, carry on. Also, here’s another picture of him. You’re welcome.

Photos taken by me✌🏻

[waywocketandco]

thank you @al-norton for this beautiful art of my favorite wizard, moon!!! I love it so much!!!

[thehappysorceress]

My Bic is Mighty by Stjepan Sejic

[end0skeletal]

Which brands of tuna have the lowest impact on other marine life?

Thanks to Greenpeace’s Tuna Shopping Guide, you can make an informed decision when shopping for tuna and support brands that use sustainable fishing methods.

Consumers can make a big impact! Recently, Chicken of the Sea (the world’s biggest tuna company!) has vowed to clean up its act after a huge consumer backlash over their unsustainable fishing practices.

Here are some brands rated from best to worst:

The Best:

1. Wild Planet

All Wild Planet products are pole and line or troll caught—two fishing methods with minimal impacts on other marine life. They have also vowed not to source tuna from proposed ocean sanctuaries.

2. American Tuna

All tuna is caught by pole and line—a turtle, shark, and seabird friendly fishing method. American Tuna supports ocean conservation through the creation of marine reserves.

3. Whole Foods

Whole Foods is the first and only U.S. retailer with a commitment to sell only pole and line, handline, or trollcaught canned tuna. By early 2018, any canned tuna sold in Whole Foods will be responsibly-caught.

4. Ocean Naturals

Tri Marine has a public commitment against destructive practices like shark finning and reflects this commitment by offering pole and troll caught albacore tuna.

The Worst:

20. Starkist

Starkist sources from destructive fisheries that kill tons of marine life as bycatch. StarKist is not transparent about the origins of its tuna and refused, yet again, to provide Greenpeace with meaningful information about its operations.

19. H-E-B

H‑E‑B, Hill Country Fare, and Central Market brand canned tuna are sourced from destructive fishing methods that result in bycatch of marine life.

18. Walmart

Walmart’s Great Value canned tuna is sourced from destructive fishing methods like purse seines employing FADs and conventional longlines that kill tons of marine life as bycatch.

17. Bumble Bee

While Bumble Bee offers some pole and line caught Marine Stewardship Council certified skipjack tuna under a separate brand, Wild Selections, it does not offer any responsibly-caught options under its flagship brand. Bumble Bee has not made a commitment to introduce responsibly-caught products under its flagship brand.

Read more about all the brands here!

[end0skeletal]

Eastern Coachwhip (Masticophis flagellum flagellum) by Peter Peplanus

The Eastern coachwhip is a nonvenomous colubrid snake endemic to the southern United States.

A common myth is that the Eastern coachwhip will intentionally attack people and whip them with its tail. This is false. In truth, when disturbed this snake will usually quickly flee. It will sometimes vibrate the tip of its tail among the ground litter, making a sound suggestive of a rattlesnake. If trapped, it will aggressively defend itself, striking repeatedly and biting.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

The power of one (1) Miles Morales.

[lunarrpmemes]

Adventure Time: Elements Starters

Skyhooks

“That was definitely the longest adventure we’ve ever done.” “Let’s go take hot showers!” “Look at this fish. It’s... gummy?” “We’ve gotta get to the bottom of this hot shower.” “Home always looks different after a long trip.” “Everything being pink is probably not a big deal, and also I’m tired.” “Why do you worry so much, worry baby?” “Don’t worry, we’re only teasing you because you’re a baby.” “Hey! You look like me!” “Welcome, stranger! It’s so cool that you’re inside our house!” “We’ve obviously stumbled into an alternate dimension where everyone’s a different version of themselves. Yawn.” “I’m in control of my emotions.” “Drink up, babies!” “I used to have a LOT of fear and sadness - but now I’m FINE!” “No! That is body juice.” “What’s that? Do you spurn my fluids?” “Looks like someone’s feeling a little SOUR.” “Stop striding! It just keeps you agitated!” “Hey! You’re meat!” “They look so happy. Like dogs.” “Something smells nice. Nice and toasty.” “She’s everywhere.” “You fixed ‘em? But they’re your friends!”  “Goodbye, boys! It’s better this way!” “They’ll be back. They have nowhere else to go.” 

Bespoken For

“Why does it look like a four-way pizza?!” “Everyone is not dead. It’s much worse.” “What am I gonna do without my besties around?” “Bird watching sounds cool.” “I’m going out to get some magic ingredients.” “Cool. Bring me a snackie.” “You a toucan?” “I’ve tried so hard to help you.” “It’s saddening, it’s maddening, I’m rapping, and- and--” “No, I don’t remember who she is. But I know how to find out.” “It’s okay. I know you don’t remember me.” “Hey, wanna go on a date with me tonight?” “I think she might be an exotic bird.” “You need to get a nice bespoked suit.” “No, that’s just the muumuu, dawg. I’m jacked.” “Pretty fly for an ice guy.” “I’m really into skulls and old teeth in jars, too.” “Well, that was terrifying.” “Maybe you’re going after someone who doesn’t exist anymore.” “Why not take him as he is? After all, you’ve been through a lot of changes yourself.” “It sounds depressing when you say it that way. Think of a different way to say it.” “I don’t wanna be that guy who just hangs out with his girlfriend all the time and doesn’t see his friends... Man, I wanna be that guy so bad.” “These are some low-grade fairies.” “Where did the weird lady go?” “I wonder if my roomie has any more of these soothing donuts.” 

Winter Light

“We’ll enter via the sewer line.” “This is a place mat from a seafood restaurant - and this word search is way too hard!”” “I made these sweaters and ear muffs for you guys. They’re bespoke.” “It’s a lot colder now, too.” “Oh, I get it. The top one’s fake.” “This is crazy. It’s like being at the bottom of an ocean.” “Ice to meet you.” “You betta believe it, bucko.” “Do you wanna come with us? We’re on a secret mission.” “She’s, like, ruined the whole world and all our friends.” “Yes, I draw elves. It’s what I like to do!” “It’s not a sewer, but it’ll have to do.” “Oh no, you have an icicle. You look like your kids!” “Back in my old basement, where it all began.” “Cool boy say what?” “They denied their precious birthright.” “Instead of embracing their powers, they were overrun by them.” “Monstrous. Like life itself.” “If you’re so upset about this, you should fix it.” “The universe is an abyss of suffering.” “Best Friends Gang, retreat!” “Everyone leaves, except me. I remember Father made me stay at the table until all the eggs were eaten.” “Well, that sucks and I hate it.” “The goose... Is loose.” “My mystic soup is great for combating Ice Magic.” “I feel drained like a dirty bath tub.” “Ancient magic was actually my major.”

Cloudy

“Woah, neat-o.” “Graduate student? What the heck is that? You graduated, but you’re still a student? Doesn’t make any sense.” “Can the Dog do anything about this?” “What are you doing? Swaddling me?” “Look what happens when you go to sleep!” “Turn around! I can’t go when you’re looking at me.” “Yes sir. I sure like cuttin’ hair.” “All this stuff happened because I acted selfishly.” “I was talking about important stuff!” “I’ve been trying to distract you from all this, but that doesn’t mean I’m happy with the way things are going!” “You know what I’ve been thinking? What if we’re dead?” “I try to keep my worries hidden, but where does that send ‘em? To my kidneys? That can’t be good.” “I can get into that. Maybe when I’m thirty-five.” “I don’t care, don’t look in this direction. It makes me feel like you can hear my most private business.” “Since when is it such a hassle just to take a whiz?” “Are you being digested in there?” “Thanks for not digesting me.” “Nothing happened to us, so now we get to fix it.” 

Slime Central

“Here’s some trail mix for the road.”  “They’re two wack-a-doodle peas in a wack-a-doodle pod.”  “Something about it makes me feel weird in the ethics.” “You don’t wanna stare at happiness too hard, yaknow? Cuz it stares back, man...” “This smells like a locker room for a dead fish.”  “Okay, you look dope.”  “You guys on a team, yet?”  “No, you can’t be on my team!”  “You got something to say?”  “As always, the prize is absorption into the body of our bumpin’ leader.”  “Skate to assimilate!” “Isn’t assimilation amazing?”  “It might be comfy, like a hug that turns you into a hug.” “She can’t absorb us if we’re self-absorbed.” “You need a three person team to compete, and I’m taken.”  “But I’m the plucky underdog!”  “No, you’re just terrible.”  “No, wait! Discontinue the beat!” “They love me! I’m a true Cinderella story!”  “Today’s losers will now be punished with shameful absorption.”  “It’s like being in a warm bath full of snot.”  “It’ll work out somehow.”  “May as well give in to it...”  “This isn’t an uplifting underdog ending.”  “I’m not assimilating!”  “She’s gonna be rejecteeeed.”  “No, I totally faked it.”  “Even though I shoplifted this super cool outfit, I still didn’t fit in...”  “I guess I don’t fit in anywhere.”  “Whatever happened, he was always like... ‘it’ll work out.’“ “Stop being so selfish, I’m the one hurting here!” Happy Warrior“He’s probably having fun, and doing way better without you.”  “Your laugh is really annoying.” “Don’t talk that way about the skyhooks!” “Please keep your hands and bags away from the cloud’s edge.” “Don’t torture yourself! And don’t drop your phone into Fire Kingdom, dummy.” “If I don’t, you’ll die. Hah!”  “So... You guys wanna do something? Got any music?”  “You guys aren’t just, like, boring and old, right?”  “This doesn’t look so bad.”  “You see that bird? Gross.” “No, I’m just super cool.” “I got RAGE!”  “You cannot defeat me!” “Let’s take his armor.”  “I’m going, but I swear vengeance, okay?”  “Your cooking stinks!” “Man, this place used to be nice... er.” “I can’t, she’s like family!” “My flame shield protected me from the Change. The rest of the kingdom... Is lost.”  “She is spicy with anger.”  “We used to really bond over music, and.... Stuff.”  “This is as far as I go.”  “She said some... Hurtful things.”  “I’ll give her a good talking to. I’ll talk her into next week.”  “My wolf is also a loner.”  “When did he get cool? Everyone slept on that.”  “Die in a ditch!” “You used to be about the laughs!” “You can’t run the saw, then stay outta my woodshed.”  “The duck found a secret tunnel!”  “We’re just friends, and I’m proud of that friendship. Getting there took a lot of trust building and emotional growth.”  “... Do you do squats?”  “That big, gross dragon is your ex?!”  “This place is a toxic, aggro-macho-scape.” “That was messed up, and not who you really are!” “The only friend I have is violence, and the only thing we do when we hang is FIGHT!”  “I’m gonna ruin your universe.”  “Honestly, I could still see those two working out.”  “This is terrible, nobody’s paying attention to me!” “That’s a huge extrapolation from what I said.” “Surely, this is the end of all things.”

Hero Heart

“Is this about your ex?” “This is about the purity of battle.”  “Just listen to the beat of your hero heart!” “I only hear the drums of war.” “You’re hurting me physically and emotionally.” “Becoming a crazy, fiery bad boy has made you even more of a babe.”  “It’s a real magic flying carpet!”  “We lost him to the flames of war!” “You got any lotion? Your skin is so... Hydrated.”  “Aw man, I don’t think you should play this game ever again.”  “Look at all these thirsty customers!” “Ice cream pies for all our hot new friends.”  “Jeez, who sneezed in your cornflakes?”  “Look, weird lady - I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but we’re the only sane people left in this crazy, mixed-up world.” “Lets get in there and mash their potatoes!”  “My children have come home.”  “Oh, a dragon, how fun!” “I see you’ve been playing with matches.” “Fight me, nerd!”  “Ooh! Are we wrastlin’? Fun!”  “Everyone I know is spazzing out on each other.” “Is this the end? Will I be the last witness to the glory of this world that I chose above all others?” “I don’t think I can save the world on my own.”  “Curse these superior genes.”  “Your face tastes like my happy place.”  “My little Sugarplum - you’ve returned to accept your sweet fate!” “This charade has run it’s course.” “In your hearts, you are all sweet!”

Skyhooks II

“You left my friend down there.” “Don’t worry, I’ve got a new plan - a plan where nothing that happens here matters.” “He sees me like a handsome older brother.”  “Its me! I’m saving your tight butt!” “Maybe you’re not made of the same stuff as us.” “No more learning!” “Huh, musta dozed off. And bound myself.” “People say ‘you shouldn’t live in the past.’ But I say ‘why not?’“ “This book is strange, but when you puzzle it out, it’s mostly all charges and frequencies.” “My wonderful ___ will never become this sad, pathetic creature strewn before me.” “I thought I could do it, but I can’t. Being with you is like looking at my old life through a funhouse mirror.”  “I think you need to be the most ‘you’ that you’ve ever been.”  “I do believe in myself. I’m a blossoming debutante on the war path.” “Just relax, you’ll be obliterated soon.” “I - I guess I’m a special person, and I am worthy of respect!” “Can you turn this off and we can talk, maybe?”  “Boy, did I fail deep.” “Maybe I’ll try again in another thousand years.” “I’m not sticking around to see how this ends.” “I didn’t like being ditched earlier.” “I already saved your life, so quit telling me what to DO!”  “You mean these jewels love me more than they love those dum dums?”  “You bossed him back to normal!”  “The jelly is out of the tube!” “Oh, blessings. What a trip.” “Uh... Did you recently get a haircut?”  “Please be careful with yourself.” “I’m... A hero.”  “You really donked up.” “You and I can fix whatever this is, together. Whenever.”  “I was really scared when you left.” “I love you.”

[lunarrpmemes]

Lizzo // rp meme

quotes taken from lizzo’s music. feel free to change pronouns where required.

“Where the hell’s my phone?”  “I’m walking home and it’s damn near four.” “He bought me a drink for a dollar.” “I try to see my love through human eyes.” “Humanize me, baby.” “My hands are cold.” “Your skin is warm.” “One heart alone could not suffice.” “There is no chance for love.” “You love it.” “You can’t lay on my shoulder.” “Let it bring us together, or it could tear us apart.”  “I got a love with no conditions.” “I woke up in this.”  “I can’t wash it away, so you can’t take it from me.”  “Now your dreams is your mission, huh?”  “Pardon me, just left a message to the city.” “I see someone like me ashamed to be and honestly, I’m really really fed up wit’ it.” “Its your beauty, they can’t have it.” “I just want to enjoy my body now.”  “I been working on my fitness.” “See this ass? Ain’t a rental.”  “Think about how I’m gonna feel when I got that ass that don’t stop.” “But I don’t do this for you.”  “I am free.” “I can feel it boilin’ up in this pot.”  “I don’t get dehydrated.” “I moisturize it daily.”  “A closed mouth don’t get fed, is you hungry or not?” “You can get it in the kitchen if you sweatin’ out the sheets.” “I am my inspiration.” “Why are men great ‘til they gotta be great?”  “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that bitch.” “I got boy problems, that’s the human in me.” “You tried to break my heart? Oh, that breaks my heart.”  “Hey, I’m glad you’re back with your bitch.” “I don’t play tag, bitch.” “I will never ever ever ever be your side chick.”  “Baby, how you feelin’?”  “Go on, dust your shoulders off.” “Keep it movin’.” “Come now, come dry your eyes.” “If he don’t love you anymore, just walk your fine ass out the door.” “Got to take a deep breath.” “Time to focus on you.”  “I got a bottle of tequila I’ve been saving for you.” “Shit, I still ain’t cool.” “You better make some room for me.”  “All I needed was some coconut oil.”  “When I look at you, I see me.”  “Oh, here it goes.” “I feel like fire, I feel like rain.”  “I could take you higher, but you gotta earn it.” “Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine.” “Patiently, quietly, faithfully, worship me.” “I feel that lightning, down in my soul.” “If you wanna feel the thunder, baby, better let me know.” “Stand back, lemme do my shit.” “Stop and smell my roses, posies.” “I’m hotter than the stovetop.” 

[lunarrpmemes]

Lizzo // rp meme

quotes taken from lizzo’s music. feel free to change pronouns where required.

“Where the hell’s my phone?”  “I’m walking home and it’s damn near four.” “He bought me a drink for a dollar.” “I try to see my love through human eyes.” “Humanize me, baby.” “My hands are cold.” “Your skin is warm.” “One heart alone could not suffice.” “There is no chance for love.” “You love it.” “You can’t lay on my shoulder.” “Let it bring us together, or it could tear us apart.”  “I got a love with no conditions.” “I woke up in this.”  “I can’t wash it away, so you can’t take it from me.”  “Now your dreams is your mission, huh?”  “Pardon me, just left a message to the city.” “I see someone like me ashamed to be and honestly, I'm really really fed up wit' it.” “Its your beauty, they can’t have it.” “I just want to enjoy my body now.”  “I been working on my fitness.” “See this ass? Ain’t a rental.”  “Think about how I'm gonna feel when I got that ass that don't stop.” “But I don’t do this for you.”  “I am free.” “I can feel it boilin’ up in this pot.”  “I don’t get dehydrated.” “I moisturize it daily.”  “A closed mouth don't get fed, is you hungry or not?” “You can get it in the kitchen if you sweatin' out the sheets.” “I am my inspiration.” “Why are men great ‘til they gotta be great?”  “I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch.” “I got boy problems, that's the human in me.” “You tried to break my heart? Oh, that breaks my heart.”  “Hey, I’m glad you’re back with your bitch.” “I don’t play tag, bitch.” “I will never ever ever ever be your side chick.”  “Baby, how you feelin’?”  “Go on, dust your shoulders off.” “Keep it movin’.” “Come now, come dry your eyes.” “If he don't love you anymore, just walk your fine ass out the door.” “Got to take a deep breath.” “Time to focus on you.”  “I got a bottle of tequila I’ve been saving for you.” “Shit, I still ain’t cool.” “You better make some room for me.”  “All I needed was some coconut oil.”  “When I look at you, I see me.”  “Oh, here it goes.” “I feel like fire, I feel like rain.”  “I could take you higher, but you gotta earn it.” “Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine.” “Patiently, quietly, faithfully, worship me.” “I feel that lightning, down in my soul.” “If you wanna feel the thunder, baby, better let me know.” “Stand back, lemme do my shit.” “Stop and smell my roses, posies.” “I’m hotter than the stovetop.” 

[lunarrpmemes]

Hi guys! I’m a graphic design student opening up commissions for rp icons and blog promos! 

For icons:

1 USD per every ten icons

specify the size and style you desire for them, and of course, the person or character you want the icons to be featuring. 

specify the style you want for the icons. They can be plain, where I make no corrections or edits to the photo itself, just crop and resize it. They can be corrected, as in edits are made regarding the contrast, coloring, etc. I can also include a drop shadow, borders, or any designs / text you want on them. 

you don’t have to provide the photos used to make the icons, unless you want specific photos to be used. 

there are certain celebrities and actors that I won’t make icons of, but I will let you know if you request one of them. 

For blog promos: 

5 USD per promo 

available for most types of blogs, whether you’re a store, a roleplay blog, an artist - anything! As long as you’re not literally a porn blog, or include anything horrible, then you’re fine. 

it would be helpful if you specify the details you want included. this includes any quotes, images, or colors that you want. you should also let me know what type of blog the promo is being made for, and basic info about it. 

My IMS are open - send me a message if you’re interested! Payment will be via Paypal.

[lunarrpmemes]

Outlast Sentence Starters - Part 2

Warning: Some are disturbing and/or graphic, their context can be very NSFW and triggering.

Change pronouns where it’s needed!

“They killed us. They got out. The Variants.”

“You can’t fight them, you have to hide. You have to get the fuck out of this terrible place.”

“Guard your life, son. You have a calling.”

“They survived whatever happened here, but nobody’s home.” 

“Looks like somebody tried to fuck-start his head with a cheese grater.”

“The big fucker is stalking me.”

“A lot of the blood in this place is on his hands. But not all of it.”

“I’ll find all of you whores.”

“Now, who’s this? He looks nervous.”

“I would like to kill him.”

“We’ll give him a running start.”

“They weren’t experiments, they were rituals. A conjuring.”

“What if he’s not the problem? What if he’s trying to fix it?” 

“Let’s pull him in and slit his belly.”

“To stand in the way of salvation is a sin for which there is no punishment too great.”

“Hundreds of bodies crammed into a room, thousands of flies. Is this the priest’s ‘way out?’” 

“You slippery little whore.”

“You’re that bullshit priest’s guy, aren’tcha?” 

“You’re heavier than you look. A little cardio wouldn’t kill ya.”

“Alright, here we go, arms and legs in the cart at all times...”

“You weren’t using that tongue for much, anyways.”

“I’m not the only victim here, not by a long shot.”

“God help me, I think I’ve seen the Walrider.”

“So much blood in the water I can smell it.”

“I’m looking for static. Its like an itch.”

“Even Abraham had to cast his eyes to the ground.”

“It gets in my head like a song you can’t stop humming.”

“You are no longer in any danger.”

[blainemoriarty]

Parks and Rec Sentence Memes 2

- “Is… Is this not rap?” - “You know why tonight’s fun? ‘Cuz everyone’s so GAY.” - “Oh, its pretty! I thought it was gonna be gross.” - “Bow to the Pants Queen!” - “When you’re out with the boys, you’ve got to be ready for a good pantsing. That’s why I’m wearing suspenders that connect my bra to my jeans.” - “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.” - “Maybe a deer will eat him.” - “Surprised that my breasts didn’t throw my aim off?” - “When I look at my hand, I see a lady’s mouth french kissing a dog. Is that normal?” - “What do you mean the kid… took the nuts outta… outta that kid’s backpack and… ate ‘em?” - “What’s weird about one friend sucking on another friend’s neck?” - “He always seems like Mr Slickster Cool Guy, but he’s actually hiding his emotions under a very thick layer of AXE body spray.” - “Don’t be all like, ‘No! I don’t want to. I am a guy, and I like fire, and playing hockey, and eating meat. No, no, says I!’“ - “What a surprise, running into all day, every day, every single place that we are.” - “I’m so sorry you feel that way, little friend.” - “You’re my little prince. I just wanna put you in a lil cape, and a lil hat and just fly you around.” - “Looking at her, I-I feel like… She might be the perfect spooning size for me.” - “Now, I’m ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.” - “Oh my God. You insensitive little hussy.” - “Aw, you like your wife? That’s a bummer. Does anyone else know that you like your wife? Does your WIFE know that you like your wife?” - “He got off easy. And often.” - “If I ever see that guy, I’m gonna punch him right in his face.” - “I asked the police department if I could have it, and they said no, so I stole it.” - “It’s really hard to end a relationship because of distance. Although, that’s pretty much why I broke up with my ex. He lived waaaay too close to me.” - “I need the tax payer’s money to save me from the tax payers.” - “Post this at your college.” - “Okay, well, these green things represent trees.” - “I’m back on the horse. And this horse is a lawyer, so I’m looking forward to riding him.” - “The southern part is the best part of anything.” - “I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man child.” - “I think that that’s really really sweet, that you’re grandparents still make love.” - “You’re fine, but you’re simple.” - “I’m gonna call him ‘Poo-Paw.’“ - “I’m gonna throw up REAL QUICK, and then we can leave.” - “Guys, stop playing with the food.” - “We threw the smoked salmon on the roof.” - “Where are they going with all the food? I’m starving, I only had one breakfast.” - “I ate it already. I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone, and I hate everything.” - “If you mention anything about women, or menstruation, or ANYTHING, I’m gonna take your face and shove it in those brambles!” - “Just please, try to look human, alright? And not so evil!”

[blainemoriarty]

Parks and Rec Quotes Meme (change any pronouns where its required!)

“I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.”

“See, there’s more things to do on the internet than look at naked guys.”

“I’m not afraid of cops, I have no reason to be. I never break any laws, ever… Because I’m deathly afraid of cops.”

“She originally put me in charge of the hot dogs at this fundraising barbecue, and I dropped them all. All of them. Like, a thousand.”

“You look like I could use some company.”

“He’s in love with you and he has a GUN?!”

“Is she gonna powder her… vagina?”

“Do you think a depressed person could make this? NO.”

“Oh, Lord. Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?”

“She’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with her.”

“You’re a smart, successful young man, with an adorable little belly. Stand up for yourself!”

[Gasps] “A game is the foot!”

“He’s a mutt. Half amazing, half terrific.”

“He’s like a brilliant, sexy little hummingbird.”

“Hey, honey, good morning! How did you sleep? I adopted thirty-two cats and dogs. Do you want pancakes?”

“You have to stop your stupid swagger and tell her in a normal voice that you care about her.”

“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”

[Aggressively] “You have plenty of jeans!”

“Please hurry, I’ve been wearing a bandana as underwear for three days now.”

“I want candy.”

“I’m simply gonna explain to the crowd that love is everywhere and they simply have to surrender to the flow of the universe, yaknow?”

“Hi, is there maybe a medication that you need a lot of and have taken none of - or maybe too much of today?”

“You don’t let anything happen to him, understand me? He is precious cargo!”

“Oh my god, these dogs are so cuuute. I wanna throw up and kill myself.”

“I need to go lie down for 45 minutes. No, an hour. A full hour!”

[singing] “___’s sitting on my lap, shouldn’t tell her that I need to take a crap, oh no.”

“Okay, I’m gonna need the sarcasm to take a looong walk right now.”

“These kids are tearing my house apart and I need you to calm them with the power of song!”

“I’m sorry that I thwarted you at every turn.”

“I have an idea. Its not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.”

“If I come down there, can I at least break something?”

“Oh, thank god you’re here. I got so bored I started thinking about existence.”

“I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.”

“Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!”

“Oh, Hitler, you sexy bastard.”

“I love your team, sir. I love them like they’re my own children.”

“The zodiac killer didn’t confess, why do I have to?”

“Your shoes are red now!”

“You better give me back that megaphone, that belongs to my aunt.”

“I’m feeding your eagle. He’s starving!”

“Well, I really like cats. And dogs sure are great.”

“No, I don’t like this game. I don’t know what the rules are!”

“Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.”

“There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.”

[lunarrpmemes]

Outlast Sentence Starters

Warning: Some are disturbing and/or graphic, their context can be very NSFW and triggering.

Change pronouns where it’s needed!

“You’re him! Yes, I’m supposed to tell you, the key to the house of God is in the theater, behind the light. In the theater, behind the light.”

“You d-don’t have to be scared of me. I-I can tell we’re the same. Y-you still know what’s real!”

“The doctor’s dead, you know that, right? D-died before he even started working here. W-what kind of experiments does a dead doctor perform on living patients? That’s the question.” 

“How do you know you’re not a patient?” 

“Have to get out. I can see his ghost. They’re everywhere...”

“No pain anymore. Just a little less, a little more, and further--”

“I’ll hurt you. I’m not alright, I’m dying.” “I’m not afraid of anything. Not anymore.” “I am my father’s hand, I am my father’s fist!”  “Death and taxes and death and taxes and death and taxes and death-!” 

“You’re gonna pay flesh and spades for making us chase you! That stupid piece of shit.”

“They can’t control it, and you can’t control it. Nobody - nobody - NOBODY!” “There’s somebody here, he was just here. He was, I swear to god, he was here a minute ago. I saw him, he must be hiding. Please!”

“I’m trying to help you, so you can help me, like we said! Its not like last time, I swear, I swear!” 

“Get away from me! Don’t -- don’t hurt me anymore!” 

“I had to burn it. All of it. They took so much from us, used us, turned us into these... Things.”

“Nobody cares about a few forgotten lunatics.”

“Get out. If you wanna live, you can get out through the kitchen.” 

“There are more victims here than monsters.”

“I know the fire is real. I can’t say that about much else.”

“There we go. We clean your belly, clean your arms. Every little crevice until we find that key...”

“It should’ve burned. This terrible place and all the awful shit it holds, it should have burned!”

“I wanted to die, just... Not alone.”

“Fuck, get back! Get the fuck away from me! Don’t you look at me, don’t you dare look at me!”

“They’re here in my blood, and they won’t get out. I can feel-”

“Too many voices. They pulled me back, no more sleep. Sleep no more. Space -- alone -- leave me alone!” 

“Shouldn’t hurt you, is what he said. But when the cat’s away...”

“Don’t trust them. They’ll tell you it’s science, but it’s not. They were waiting for us, in this place. ___ understood, they’ve always been here.”

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Down the drain, with the blood, he said. Only way out is down - down the drain. Down the drain, down the drain, down the drain...” 

“This was his room. What are you doing here? He’ll be mad when he gets back, and then...”

“What the fuck is the matter with you? You weren’t invited to this, you godddamn sicko! Oh what, you like to watch?”

“Its sick. You’re sick.” 

“Fine, stay up there. I can make my own fun.” “You didn’t wait until I finished! Oh, but I saved some for you - just wait, oh, wait.”

“Just shut up! Let me think for a minute - Quiet!” “Trying to trap us in here -- but not a lot they can do about it, lying in their own steaming guts, is there?” 

“See the egress? Get flushed, with the rest of us shits.”

“What do we find, what do we bring home, what do we use it for--?”

“Only one thing I had worth any money, said I could sell them the dream - the dreams! Let me sell you the dream.”

“I will stretch you until you snap.”

“They weren’t experiments, they were... Rituals. A-a conjuring.”

“Why do we have to die? He’ll kill us just for being sick. We’re still people! We didn’t choose this!” 

“The doctor told me once that if you show a caveman our technology, he would think it was magic, but if you show a modern man magic, he would think it was technology.”

“We have faith in all the wrong things, and it will destroy us.”

“Gone, dead - so how did I see him? How did he see me?”

“The well was always here, always poisoned. You just made us look in our own reflections -- made us wish -- You pushed our heads under and made us drink!”

“Oh, silky. You look so silky. Just let me - I need to tell you a secret.” 

“Oh, he’s scared. Oh, I have an itch...”

“They’re here, and that one’s still alive. There, there! Don’t let him get away!”