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For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

personsonable-deactivated201908

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

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“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”

Fuck off.

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it would be cool if cars could fuck

vodni-deactivated20221111

really cool actually

thatsthat24

Topics to Avoid 🤫 (W/ @dahlialiketheflower & @domgoldofficial)

kelsiline

regular-love

zilodak

I had a headcanon that Cry discovers Edrea loves puns, so he keeps on trying to make her laugh.

But it doesn’t work.

skreamingninja

autohaste

If depression was a musical

capacity

This is a bop

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So, if you’re like me and work in a place with public bathrooms, you most likely have seen this shit before. Some racist fuck graffiti’d up your bathroom with nazi bullshit with a permanent marker.

Tired of this bullshit? Me too, so I’m gonna show you how to get rid of it nice and quick!

The tools you need: A cleaner appropriate for the surface, the appropriate tool to to wipe said surfaces, and the crucial piece: A dry erase marker.

It’s embarrassingly easy to get rid of and is gonna make those nazi fucks upset that we don’t tolerate their bullshit.

Just grab your marker…

…and draw over it

then you spray it with your cleaner and then… wipe

ta-fucking-da

now you too can use your new-found hack to get rid of sharpie graffiti

remember kids: fuck fascists, fuck nazis and racists, and fuck white supremacy

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All I ever wanted, the only wish I ever had, was to run away with you and never stop running.

Michael Faudet (via discolor3d)

thequotejournals

Conditional love is: I will only love you if you love me. Unconditional love is: I will love you even if you do not love me. It’s really easy to love passing strangers unconditionally. They demand nothing of you. It is really hard to love people unconditionally when they can hurt you.

Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking (via wordsnquotes)