I am the Oracle

Juno is not the only one who has a messenger. I am Minerva's Oracle, sent to watch over the centuries, the battles between Templar and Assassin, to observe, aid and protect against the plans of Juno. I am the Oracle, and I will do my duty. ...

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Blog Transferred

I’ve re-made this blog in order to escape the porn spam blogs - if anyone is wondering why someone whose blog looks suspiciously like mine, it’s me, I’m just on a different account now. Any threads I had ongoing that I can easily find will be continued on the new blog - if you want to continue a thread send me a link here and I’ll carry it over to the other page. I’ll still monitor this one for a bit before I completely change over :)

[black-morticia]

“Mafia 3 and Watch Dogs 2-”

“-have black protagonists-”

“-and it’s pissing off racists.”

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(( I am so sick of the nsfw spam blogs can we please kill them.

I am either going to re-vamp this blog or start over on a different one - I’m going to be honest the prevalence of the porn spam blogs is bothering me now, I’ve blocked more blogs in the past couple of months than I had combined from any other blog I’ve ever had since I was about fifteen. Enough is enough.

if anyone particularly wants to still follow me (even though this blog is practically dead now so I don’t know if anyone is still following it) then like this post and if/when I make a new blog I’ll message you the link :)

in the meantime if one more spam blog follows me I am going to try and kill the internet.))

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((Can all the porn spam blogs please stop following me it's pissing me off and actually caused me to go on Tumblr less okay thanks fuckity bye))

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dryadgurrl]

Well that was unexpected.

[catcatchook]

I was not expecting this

[gigglewhatsit-deactivated202212]

no one ever does

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Send My Muse Romantic Advice!

Who knows? Maybe they’ll take it into account.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Amnesia Heartbreak AU

Muse A and Muse B are happily married/together. One day, Muse A gets into an accident and suffers amnesia, but it’s only temporary. Muse B is determined to stick by their lover’s side until they recover, but when they go into visit them, they see Muse A blatantly flirting with the attractive nurse. 

And when Muse B is introduced as their significant other, Muse A is visibly confused…and disappointed. 

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Erased AU

Muse A and Muse B are deeply in love and are happy for the most part, but one day Muse A wakes up and cannot remember Muse B at all. There’s no reason why, there’s no other person missing from their memories – only Muse B. They can’t understand what happened, but work hard to win them over once again.

Additional Plot Twists:

Muse C is responsible for this, because they want A or B for themselves.

Muse B is actually a deluded stalker who believes they were with A.

Muse A never falls for B again.

[thislovelylady]

You can always send me memes.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

It’s okay even if we’re not mutuals.

It’s okay even if we have thread(s) going.

It’s okay even if we haven’t spoke before.

So please send me messages! I get excited everytime I see something in my inbox!

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Solas: We cannot allow Cole to kill the Templar!

Varric: I don't think anyone was seriously suggesting that we should.

Me: Oh no, I was. I was totally suggesting it. He was directly involved in the torture, murder and coverup of a teenage boy. Let's kill the motherfucker.

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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

"How much?"

"So what do you like?

"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"

"Give me the royal treatment, then."

"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."

"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"

"Can you.. Do that again?"

"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"

"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."

"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."

"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."

"In the day light we don't know each other."

"It was on the house."

"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."

"No feelings. That was our deal."

"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."

"You the one who called for an all nighter?"

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"

"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"

"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."

"Of course it's a fake name!"

"This isn't a date, it's business."

"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."

"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."

"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."

"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

[greywardan]

shakes my fking bitter, zev-loving fist

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(Dark Place) Caroline placed a plate of food in front of Thom, wrapped a blanket around his shoulders and pressed a book of jousting into his hands, "Hey.. what's up?"

Thom had a very familiar wave of depression hit him. Although all the bad stuff was long and gone for now, it still was in people’s memories and certainly in his own. It would pass in good time and recently, it happened quite a bit. He’d question and doubt himself. He smiled slightly at her attempts to bring his spirits up.

“It’s nothing serious,” Or at least it wasn’t for him anyway. There were more important things to be concerned about. “I’m just tired…and thinking about things,” A deep sigh could indicate he’d been thinking a lot.

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“You can’t change the past, Thom,” Caroline rested a handon his shoulder gently, “You learned  from it, you’ve atoned for it, you need to let it go,”

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exemplartemplar started following you

“So... remind me why I’m being taken to this ‘circle’ place?”

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OOC: CAN ANYONE FIND ME THE LINK TO THAT POST ABOUT THE M RATED BEE MOVIE FANFIC POST - YOU KNOW THE ONE - I NEED TO SHOW IT TO SOMEONE AND I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

STOP COMPARING AUTISTIC PEOPLE TO ANIMALS

ITS 2016 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

IF YOU COMPARED AN AUTISTIC PERSON TO AN ANIMAL OR ROBOT AND YOU ARE NOT AUTISTIC WHAT YOU DID WAS DEHUMANIZING AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

edit: please reblog even if you aren’t autistic. spread the word. we are not animals or toys, we are people. treat us like people.

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OOC: Mun has the sicks

Ah, the joys of tonsillitis. Again

Basically I’m gonna have to struggle into work tomorrow because I have Viral tonsillitis for the THIRD TIME this year and I’m not really allowed to be sick for another couple of months Dx

Bu-ut if I get sent home then it’ll be better because they’ll know it’s serious - the manager knows I’m sick anyway but we’re really short of people at the minute (long story and not really mine to tell) and if I get sick now then it’s the LITERAL WORST TIME.

So if I go in and at least manage to help them get everything set up tomorrow then it’ll be fine and if I’m sick I can (hopefully) hobble home, and somehow find the energy to hobble to my boyfriend’s for the weekend because he gives the best hugs and I need huggings.

Long story short my points are these:

I’m sick

it’s the third time I’ve had tonsillitis this year

we’re fucked at work if I take time off to recover

how many times do you have to have tonsillitis before they remove the residual tissue from the time they removed your tonsils at the age of about 4?