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Call me Pallas. 💜 We should make bead lizards again. 🦎 Virgo ☀️ Taurus 🌖

[spriteofmushrooms]

The fact that you only interact with my non-Jiang Cheng posts makes you just like his father.

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[ace-shenanigans]

Can you draw Jiang Cheng tying Yiling Lazou up with Zidian?

How to train your demonic cultivator

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

If I could open a museum, it would be the "put Bill Clinton down like a dog" museum, dedicated to all the reasons that bastard should be put down like a dog

[queer-as-city-folk]

And yet nobody listens

[blackpyrefly]

oh? you’re “fandom trash?” *compacts you*

[acceptableduraz]

Is this what we’re calling glomping now?

[blackpyrefly]

worst possible response to this. thank you.

[jujuism-studies]

so impressive of mxtx to have the golden core reveal be as bad as possible for jiang cheng. putting it right after the ancestral hall scene. the actual offender, wei wuxian, passed out. have it be revealed by the worst possible person ever, the wen who wei wuxian defected yunmeng jiang for. and for whatever reason, lan fucking wangji is there. truly being shot from all sides

[jujuism-studies]

BUT SERIOUSLY, jc's nerves are already through the roof. he just got back from the burial mounds, where his idiot nephew was throwing himself into danger. now he's hosting a fuckton of people, unplanned. the whole ancestral hall thing happens. wei wuxian passes out and lan wangji is blaming jiang cheng. then, wen fucking ning, the worst possible person to reveal this, appears out of nowhere and says "actually you're the one who's ungrateful!!! wei wuxian lied to you all those years ago and unconsensually gave you his golden core!! i know because my sister, another wen, was the one who did the surgery", and jiang cheng can't even ask wei wuxian bc the guy is out like a light, so now he only has suibian and the word of the guy who's a constant reminder about lotus pier's wreckage and that he wasn't good enough to make wei wuxian stay. and even when they're leaving, they make jiang cheng feel as if he's the one who' wrong for even getting angry. not to mention that before wei wuxian is out, this is one of the TWO conversations jiang cheng gets to have with him, in which he knows for sure that this is wei wuxian, after he got back from the dead

yeah, anyway, mtxt (probably):

[riceflavor]

I'm going to pull on another thread in this whole mess, because why not:

He's been more or less co-parenting his nephew with Jin Guangyao for thirteen years give or take/depending on version and he's just found out that that guy maybe almost tried to kill them all, maybe killed his own son, and definitely for sure killed his father and married his sister.

THE GUY HE HAD TO TRUST JIN LING WITH MAYBE KILLED HIS OWN SON AND DEFINITELY KILLED HIS OWN FATHER.

Which means for the second time in his life someone he thought he could rely on turns out to be actively dangerous toward the people he loves.

Also Lan Xichen is missing, and even if he just thinks of LXC as a distant co-worker, there must be some weird uncertainty about it, and also why is his own brother being so blase about that?!

Like there's a lot of family shit there that even if Jiang Cheng had the tools to unpack (and boy, he doesn't) he doesn't have time to unpack. He is in bad fucking shape by the time the Ancestral Hall shit goes down.

[grimark]

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[homeofhousechickens]

So cute, I love it!

[its-a-beautful-day]

Yayy I'm so glad!!

Now see them boxing 🥊🐔 🥊

[red-mercer]

Pee-Wee League Cockfighting

[finnglas]

There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!

But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!

This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).

Anyway this is a post about fandom.

[victusinveritas]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cmon man.

[blind-leading]

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

[thedreadvampy]

Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone

like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive

why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people

why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants

why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.

every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.

[viridiancolors]

[hellenhighwater]

Vice is warming up to the kittens... very slowly.

[hellenhighwater]

You have to understand that when I first got foster kittens, Vice was actively trying to fight them. It was embarrasing. Sir, you're a grown man and that is an infant.

But this is just a token warning hiss! He's barely chaging body language; this is just a hefty No Thank You from him. Still progress!

[hellenhighwater]

Vice and the kitten he said he didn't want

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not