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[kayakoghost]

The PriceMaster

Five..... HUNDRED DOLLARS 🗣️💸

[hardwrench]

theyre keeping mitch mcconnell on life support en route to orlando so he can be declared legally dead at disney world

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[dogpuppy]

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[joyfulwitchcatmarcy]

[beadyeyes]

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[imjunebitch]

hate when a motherfucker says he has dark humor and then it turns out he just means he knows racial slurs

[lizardsfromspace]

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

[ceronprime]

[sliversoakley4]

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[energyprison]

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

[energyprison]

it makes you sound like this

[tazzymcclazzy]

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[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[messygoku]

[contemptible-scoundrel]