fortitudine vincimus.

Kelly. Gemini. Slytherin. INTJ.

[the-upper-shelf]

There are no words that can express how much i love black cats.

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[narutwitter]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

I be like “im trying my best” and then sleep 15 hours a day

[int3rnvlfl0w]

[mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived]

"even fate picks its favorites" is such a raw fucking line so it's no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

[brucebocchi]

[knowanoah]

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

[mrs-demeanor]

Fuck yes

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

do people really still think states are reopening because coronavirus is under control and becoming less common ??? the re-opening is literally just for money. nothing has changed in real life to warrant it other than concerns about the economy.

[lakeside-conservative]

The economy is fairly important you know. Like, really important. To distill the economy down to just money is an epically large mistake.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the economy isn't gonna fuck you

[konoko]

[frawgs]

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

[100493503004422]

honestly if you guys think my posts are repetitive you should see my journals from the past 10 years. my brain is just a loop

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[faslaidir]

Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp

[rosecolouredheart]

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.

[seongpinkhwa]

the signs as chaotic things taylor swift has done

aries: touching a lightbulb just to see if it was hot even though she knew that it would burn her finger

leo: having a song featured on the 50 shades of grey soundtrack that happened to be a collab with her ex boyfriend’s ex bandmate

cancer: straight up saying that her and harry’s relationship was the kind where he would potentially crash her future wedding

pisces: saying that it was very unlikely for her to drop a surprise album because she loved giving easter eggs to her fans and building up the anticipation…..and then dropping a surprise album

scorpio: roasting all the different versions of herself at the end of lwymmd + “what are you doing?” “getting receipts…..gonna edit this later” aka straight up murdering kimye

sagittarius: printing a fandom joke from tumblr onto a t-shirt and wearing it in public

taurus: throwing chairs off the stage on the fearless tour

gemini: dating a guy that hated pop music, then saying “fuck that” and writing an annoying pop song about him on purpose just to piss him off

virgo: writing clean, a dramatic song about healing and finally moving on from someone………and writing style like two weeks later about the same person

libra: randomly announcing a surprise album on the ten year anniversary of one direction (girl we know that wasn’t a coincidence)

capricorn: absolutely roasting joe jonas’ ass on multiple occasions, typically on live tv

aquarius: saying no one had guessed the album title of lover when everyone was like. is it lover……..