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music ask meme : DEAD MAN’S PARTY (1985) by OINGO BOINGO.
a selection of lyrics from the 1985 album dead man’s party. modified slightly for rp purposes.
JUST ANOTHER DAY.
there’s life underground.
my life is on the line.
when i step out the door, the jungle is alive.
i do not trust my ears. i don’t believe my eyes.
i will not fall in love.
‘cause hearts are fragile toys, so easy to forget.
it’s just another day.
there’s murder in the air.
it drags me when i walk. i smell it everywhere.
people cling to light to drive away the fear that comes with every night.
it’s just another day when people wake from dreams with voices in their ears that will not go away.
i had a dream last night the world was set on fire.
the sky was crimson red.
the clouds turned into smoke and everyone was dead.
but there’s a smile on my face for everyone.
there’s a golden coin that reflects the sun.
there’s a lonely place that’s always cold.
there’s a place in the stars for when you get old.
there’s razors in my bed that come out late at night.
they always disappear before the morning life.
i’m dreaming again of life underground.
it doesn’t ever move. it doesn’t make a sound.
just when i think that things are in their place, the heavens are secure, the whole thing explodes in my face.
DEAD MAN’S PARTY.
i’m all dressed up with nowhere to go.
i’m walkin’ with a dead man over my shoulder.
i’m goin’ to a party where no one’s still alive.
i was struck by lightning walking down the street.
i was hit by something last night in my sleep.
it’s a dead man’s party. who could ask for more?
leave your body and soul at the door.
don’t run away. it’s only me.
don’t be afraid of what you can’t see.
i got my best suit and my tie with a shiny silver dollar on either eye.
i hear the chauffeur coming to my door. he says there’s room for just one more.
HEARD SOMEBODY CRY.
i went to see what i could find, like flowers in the dead of night, like shadows in the moonlight.
i heard a choir with a single voice-a picnic on a cliff.
antenna like an insect-to pick up all your thoughts.
it isn’t true. i am not the ghost without a soul.
listen to my heart. you feel the beat.
listen to the sound of moving feet through the halls at night when i’m asleep.
the shoe is on the other foot. the glove is on the fist.
the first is like a cannonball but it feels like a kiss.
i got a bed that’s real soft in a room that’s always sad.
i thought i heard a window sigh.
i sip the running water like rivers from your eyes.
somebody might be lost.
i thought i’d go and see.
i thought i heard somebody cry.
i thought i heard somebody cry. somebody might be me.
NO ONE LIVES FOREVER.
you worry too much.
you make yourself sad.
you can’t change fate, but don’t feel so bad.
enjoy it while you can. it’s just like the weather.
quit complaining, brother.
no one lives forever!
let’s have a party.
there’s a full moon in the sky.
it’s the hour of the wolf and i don’t want to die.
i’m so happy dancing while the grim reaper cuts, but he can’t get me.
i’m as clever as can be and i’m very quick.
but don’t forget, we’ve only got so many tricks.
you think you’ve got it rough.
i don’t think it’s very fair.
no one beats him at his game for very long, but just the same, who cares?
there’s no place safe to hide, nowhere to run, no time to cry.
so celebrate while you still can, ‘cause at any second it may end.
and when it’s all been said and done, better that you had some fun instead of hiding in a shell.
why make your life a living hell ?
have a toast, down the cup. drink to bones that turn to dust.
STAY.
this is not the first time you tried to get away.
this is not a party where people know your name.
this is not a classroom with teacher at the board.
this is not a game show with prizes at the door.
won’t you stay with me one more day ?
if we get through one more night.
this is not a horse race where winners beat the time.
this is not a funeral with mourners in a line.
this is not a sitcom where everything’s all right.
this is not a prison with terror through the night.
FOOL’S PARADISE.
on the quest for the holy grail, try and live on razor’s edge.
find a mountain or cross a valley.
why bother ? it’s all for sale.
true love was in her eyes. burning truth was on her face.
i even thought it was late at night.
i saw here once. there’s no mistake.
now that we’ve found this precious place, how do we keep from going crazy now ?
my life was leading to this day.
i was watching the whole thing slip away.
it’s just a fools paradise.
there’s dirty stains on brand new linen.
there’s fresh tracks on virgin snow.
i caught a saint while he was sinning.
people scream. what do they know ?
turn it off and find religion.
tune it out and find a cause.
get it up and tell the world.
don’t stop. don’t ever pause.
here in this place from all our dreams, it doesn’t seem to make us better now.
if it will get us through the night with all our conscience still intact, it’s just a fool’s paradise.
two heads are better than one.
two hearts bleed so much more.
serious, but no laughing.
why run when you can crawl ?
there’s true love around the corner–out of reach, so hard to hold.
my life’s an open letter. tear it up and throw it away.
HELP ME.
when you spend your whole life building stone castles, when the walls start to crumble, exposed to the world, when the wind burns my face and the smoke burns my eyes, i can’t ever cry.
you gotta help to make somebody.
you gotta help to open my eyes.
the temperature’s rising.
how a cool drink would help.
i’ve been thirsty for years.
i’m hungry for something.
just the touch of your flesh to sooth and refresh.
SAME MAN I WAS BEFORE.
i’m not the same man i was before.
i haven’t changed my perception.
i haven’t lost my protection.
what i have, lost intentions.
two by two coming through the door, singing like a bird.
boys and girls voices joined in song.
fire crackers make so much noise, flying in the air.
they all start yelling at me.
everything you do is wrong.
i’m not the same person i was before, but i’ve not changed my desires.
i’ve not extinguished the fires.
i haven’t lost wide eyed wonder.
i haven’t lost the stupid fear of thunder.
two by two walking hand in hand.
the bone come marching from the promised land.
their voices carry like the sound of glass.
it burns my ears when they sing.
i’m not the same ghost i was before, but i still converse with the spirits.
when people talk i don’t hear it.
i walk through doors when no one sees me.
i disappear whenever it may please me.
WEIRD SCIENCE.
from my heart and from my hand, why don’t people understand my intentions ?
there’s things i’ve never seen before behind bolted doors.
it’s not what teacher said to do, making dreams come true with living tissue and warm flesh.
my creation–is it real ?
it’s my creation but i do not know.
no hesitation, no heart of gold.
just flesh and blood.
iconic vines sentence meme .
❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜
❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜
❛ i thought you were american . ❜
❛ is that a weed !? ❜
❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜
❛ chipotle is my life . ❜
❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜
❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜
❛ is that a police !? ❜
❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜
❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜
❛ merry crisis ! ❜
❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜
❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜
❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜
❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜
❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜
❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜
❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜
❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜
❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜
❛ and they were roommates ! ❜
❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜
❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜
❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜
❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜
❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜
❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜
❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜
❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜
❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜
❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜
❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜
❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜
❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜
❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜
❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜
❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜
❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜
❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜
"Oi. Got an odd job for ya. Is called 'help the snake dig up a garden'. Payment's decent, but you better got some nettle-proof gloves ready. You in?"
“Sounds fun. When and where are we gonna do it?”
traitorousscales:
“All things considered, I’d be willing to bet money on him not knowing what baking soda is and using just pain flour instead.” With that, he pulls the gloves on and starts to uproot the biggest plants. Bits of dirt went flying with the force, and soon the first mammoth of a nettle-bush was conquered and tossed onto the pile Lore had started. “Actually now I’m wonderin’. What’s it you do most of the time? Mercenary jobs?”
“That would be a mess to see...” Lore replies before going back to focus on the weed pulling. This would go for a while before the lizard would ask his next question.
“I don’t really see myself as a mercenary, because those would be consider badasses. I’m not a badass. I think of myself as more of a... janitor? Someone who shows up to clean up someone else’s mess.”
“I do part time work helping out at S.E Sites, making sure there’s no leftover residue or wraiths. The clean up crew, basically.”
here is an updated mega cursed version of tumblr’s bad taste in men done by @antiromani
excuse me how the fuck is sidon a bad taste in men
even tho I don’t support yall n ur fish fucking lifestyle I don’t think shark man is comparable to the other characters on this list. Like at least he seems like he would be a supportive boyfriend. He doesn’t deserve to be compared to blimpydick croquet or fucking eridan
OP what the hell is your damage did a shark man break your heart once
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“Hey, you’re the one flashing magic beams here! Not a good first impression miss..?”
Lore couldn’t say she was faring any better, as she was wielding her bat, while in her reaper form.
“I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY. I REALLY AM SORRY,” any magical pink beams that were forming on her hands vanished just as quickly as when they first appeared. Will knew she had to stay on her guard while partaking on her Guardian duties, but she can’t attack everything that moves. “I really didn’t mean to frighten you. Uhm… No hard feelings?”
The blue flames on her bat quelled down until they too vanished. Lore was still a flaming skeleton however.
“Yeah sure, whatever... What the hell are you anyway?” She didn’t look like any Fae she had seen, if the stranger is one of those.”
Look, Patreon cracking down on smutty fan-artists sucks, you’ll get no disagreement from me there, but folks are talking like this is the start of a slippery slope – and no, it isn’t. It’s the end of a slippery slope.
There’s a specific trajectory that platforms like Patreon tend to follow:
1. The platform starts out relying on sex workers for the majority of their business, typically presenting themselves as a safe venue for this type of transaction. Indeed, at first this may legitimately be the case!
2. Once they’ve become established and gained a reputation as a trustworthy service provider, the platform begins stealing money from those same sex workers, usually by freezing their accounts due to minor terms-of-service infractions and claiming any saved balance as “administrative fees”. Sex workers are specifically targeted because the quasi-legal nature of their work leaves them with few options for disputing the platform’s actions.
3. Owing to a combination of institutional inertia and the perception that there are no good alternatives, this misconduct is initially tolerated, allowing the platform to become increasingly brazen and steal increasingly large amounts of money, until a critical point is reached and sex workers begin abandoning the platform en masse.
4. When this tipping point is reached, the platform initiates widespread crackdowns to chase away the stragglers. This forms part of a broader effort to re-write history and claim the platform was never a haven for sex work in the first place, thereby rendering it more palatable to mainstream advertisers and other potential business partners.
5. Once all the sex workers are gone, the platform moves on to sex work adjacent targets and repeats the process. This cycle typically happens several times before they get to targeting smutty fan-artists, but they’ll get there eventually.
Again, I’m not saying it doesn’t suck, but there are a couple of things you need to recognise about the nature of the problem:
a. By the time they get around to going after Sonic the Hedgehog porn, you’re not looking at the thin end of the wedge – you’re looking at the culmination of a process that’s been ongoing for many years; and
b. What you’re seeing isn’t an exercise in misguided puritanism: it’s a business model. When crackdowns on smutty fanart occur, it’s tempting to view it through the lens of fandom drama, but it’s important to recognise that all the fandom drama is really doing is furnishing the platform with a thin veneer of justification for something they were planning on doing anyway. Reforming fandom culture isn’t going to stop it, or even meaningfully slow it down.
(And yes, Paypal itself when through this very process, probably one of the first platforms to do so. Bear that in mind the next time somebody tries to tell you that sure, Elon Musk may be an asshole, but at least he helped found Paypal! During Musk’s tenure, stealing money from sex workers formed a large part of Paypal’s core business model.)
Tagged: @traitorousscales Tagging: anyone who wishes to do this
PLACE IN SOCIETY
♦ Financial : wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty / n/a . ♦ Medical : fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged . ♦ Class or Caste : upper / middle / working / slave / unsure . ♦ Education : qualified/ unqualified / studying . ♦ Criminal Record : yes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has aided / committed crimes but not caught yet .
FAMILY
♦ Marital status : married — happily / married — unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered/ single by default / divorced / separated / widowed or widower . ♦ Children : has a child / has no children / wants children / had a child . ♦ Relationship with Family : close with (one) sibling / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling is deceased. ♦ Affiliation : orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / raised by others / unsure
TRAITS + TENDENCIES
♦ extroverted / introverted / in between . ♦ disorganized / organized / in between . ♦ close minded / open-minded / in between . ♦ calm / anxious / in between . ♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between. ♦ cautious / reckless / in between . ♦ patient / impatient / in between . ♦ outspoken / reserved / in between . ♦ leader / follower / in between ♦ empathetic/ apathetic / in between . ♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between / realist. ♦ traditional / modern / in between . ♦ hard-working / lazy / in between . ♦ cultured/ uncultured / in between . ♦ loyal / disloyal / dependent . ♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown / depends on the person/situation
BELIEFS
♦ Faith : monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / nontheistic / shinto. ♦ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care . ♦ Belief in an Afterlife : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care . ♦ Belief in Reincarnation : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care . ♦ Belief in Aliens : yes / no / don’t know / don’t care . ♦ Religious : orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious / questioning ♦ Philosophical : yes / no .
SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION
♦ Sexuality : heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual . prefers no labels♦ Sex : sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable . ♦ Romance : romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable . ♦ Sexually : adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious . ♦ Potential Sexual Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all . ♦ Potential Romantic Partners : male / female / agender / other / none / all .
ABILITIES
♦ Combat Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none . ♦ Literacy Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none . ♦ Artistic Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none . ♦ Technical Skills : excellent / good/ moderate / poor / none . ♦ Medical Skills : excellent / good / moderate / poor / none .
HABITS
♦ Drinking Alcohol : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess / rarely . ♦ Smoking : trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess . ♦ Other Narcotics : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess . ♦ Medicinal Drugs : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess . ♦ Indulgent Food : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess . ♦ Splurge Spending : never / sometimes / frequently / to excess . ♦ Gambling : never / sometimes (Gacha game) / frequently / to excess .
"Oi. Got an odd job for ya. Is called 'help the snake dig up a garden'. Payment's decent, but you better got some nettle-proof gloves ready. You in?"
“Sounds fun. When and where are we gonna do it?”
spectralsonata:
“I guess that would be kind of funny. Would cause trouble if he tried to grab something later though, like a phone. Could probably be bad when trying to press a button.” Lore mused. Suppose it was better than having no hands at all.
“They made me do a bunch of activities for testing. The origami was to make sure I regained my hand-eye coordination and concentration. At least that’s what the doc said.” She continues rambling.
It was later that the two made it to the front of the home Teppet spoke of. It was indeed in the rich part of the city.
“Oh for sure. Bathroom duties are going to be extra fun for him for the next week and more. Told him to put some baking soda in water and dab that on. How much are you willing to bet he screwed that up, too?” A newer chuckle escaped him and it persisted even as he stopped in front of the mansion, waving to Lore to follow him through the gate and into the well-maintained front yard.
“Regained? I see…yeah, that makes sense.” the tongue flickered out, and he nodded at the human standing in the door to check who had entered the property. “Sorry, didn’t think you had issues with yer hands before. Hardly noticeable now, so I guess those origamis dfid their job?” He offered a smile as they went around the house, soon to face the full extend of nettle-armageddon. Some of the stalks were thick as reeds, and grown to a full four feet of stinging menace. “Yep…so…I guess I’ll handle the bigger ones. Try to pull the roots out too, else they’ll grow back right away. Hm, and if you find any baby plants, I’ll happily take those. Make for a nice tea, and medicine.”
“I don’t see how he can mess that up. Unless he can’t find baking soda...”
Finally the two reach the garden, and what a mess it was indeed. Lore takes out a trowel she bought with her for this situation, and moves to a spot where she can begin. She tries her best to dig up the roots and place the pulled out weeds into a pile.
spectralsonata:
“Looking at you, sir.” Lore answers, rather bluntly. She wasn’t aware of the trouble she was in for encountering this guy, as she was preoccupied examine his arm at a distance.
“That’s a pretty cool mech arm ya got. You made it yourself?”
“THIS?” Now his focus went from the bombs ( and future chaos ) to the body part this stranger asked about. Ah, his prosthetic arm, that’s the third one he has worn in the year so far, and one of the many he has worn across his life period. “Oh yea’. Pretty impressive, ain’t it? Who needs a ‘ighly expensive and sophisticated piece of work when ya can build anythin’ with junk.”
“That’s awesome! Did you made that leg too?” Observing the Junker’s prosthetics, she was reminded of the time she had to wear those. Their were only the standard medical kind, before her arms grew back. At least, sort of grew back.
“The closet thing I ever fixed up is my bike.”
“Would anyone care to share a drink with me? It’s gotten awfully lonely here.”
“What kind of drinks do you have? I wouldn’t mind a soda.”
🇬🇧: Guilty Pleasure Headcanon? For whoever you like!
Lore watches bad anime on purpose out of boredom
Apparently she’s not a fan of breaks 🥺❤️
Send a flag for a headcanon!
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Guess I can share my Cris Tales fanart here now
Here’s Crisbelle and Sophia!