Battle of One

Try and crush me Take me Teach me I want to fall

[coochiecloutie]

[spectraltiger]

me: buys six new books

also me: hasn't picked up the one I'm currently reading for two weeks

[flylittlekoala]

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[cassesque-deactivated20221107]

everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[peppapigvevo]

octopi are gay culture

[cloudfreed]

reblog if you love this interracial gay couple that refuses to conform to society’s expectations of sexual roles based on size

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[lolmemez]

[cartnsncreal]

She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.

[heyfunniest]

I HIGLY RECOMMEND WATCHING “HIDDEN FIGURES”, SHE’S ONE OF 3 AMAZING BLACK WOMEN WHO ARE MEMBERS OF NASA

[blackness-by-your-side]

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

[peachyymeechyy-deactivated20211]

Comeuppance 🙃

[celestial707]

INTP contradiction

Just because I am super logical does not mean I don’t act on stupid thoughts.

This is an issue for me, that no matter how crazy or messed up someone’s thoughts are, i can ALWAYS find a logic behind them.. Or if there is none i create one. This is dangerous because it got me into pretty fucked up situations. Maybe this is why everyone feels at ease with me. Maybe this is why i always seem to attract crazy people. The thought pattern is just extremely wide and complex and there is no stopping to it..

Please tell me this isn’t just me.

[spectraltiger]

INTP here; relatable.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[themisadventuresof5north]

Why the types are dangerous: INTP edition

They have sarcasm at a level that could peel paint

They can come up with the best insults

Have a way of making you doubt something you were sure about

^^^ They don’t even have to say anything. Their facial expressions are enough

If you’re wrong about something they will call you out about it in front of everyone

Once you have entered the realm of subject they have studied, they will know infinitely more than you and they will make sure you know that too

If they are angry with you, expect to show up dead on the streets tomorrow or perhaps the bottom of a river

[fatandbougie]

this man made his own version of the lion king with his new born. and is…. is that…. coconut oil he rubbed on her forehead. I’m done!!!

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

[once-delight]

He’s so intense and then the hospital staff!!

[heyfunniest]

Yessss

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[standwithpalestine]

G*l G*dot

[just-funny-pics]

Shots fired, shots returned.

[sizvideos]

[just-funny-pics]

If you can’t find your book

[just-funny-pics]

Give this kid a medal