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@spectre-183
there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like
UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.
if you saw last night no you didn’t (so sorry)
anyway! as compensation, a doodle from a while ago. my babygirls. my little guys. my tiny dudes. if the comics won’t make them interact I Will.
Holy shit he's actually doing it
Hey now, you’re an all star
listen to what I orchestrated
SoundCloud
THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS
composer IN progress????
NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU
@grizzly-bear-official
fun bear fact: moon bears are the most bipedal of all bears and can walk for more than a quarter mile on their hind legs
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS
HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU
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sometimes
thinking about options for what the heck is going on in there
Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it's for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.
timeline of events:
teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class
the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset
a few days later there's an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents
during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something
he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.
he then follows around the principal all night begging her to "ban pronouns"
the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone
teacher does not fuck off
principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow
he shows up anyway
someone showing up at school when they've been told not to is a security risk and also a crime
staff ask him to leave
principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school
he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school
he is potentially a threat to students
staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops
he doesn't leave
he gets arrested
judge rules that because he wasn't allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court
so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn't take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
@mmmskulljuice
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Same crab!” “Same crab!”
what do i focus on here
try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day
love is in repetition
love is in doing the same things with people over and over again and never getting bored because you love the person you're doing them with so much. love is in telling someone I love you 9 times a day and it being just as sweet every single time. love is in making dinner together every day and watching the same movie over and over again because someone you love loves it so much. I'm so normal about this
love is in hearing my little brother tell me about the same cool one liner he came up with at school over and over again because he looks so happy when he says it. love is in making a face at a baby and then making it 15 times more because it makes then smile. love is in watering your plants every day. love is in taking photos in the same pose with someone every year to show how much you've grown together. love is in repetition goddamnit
I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life
Every time I read fandom posts about fictional characters 'deserving' things I'm struck by how culturally Christian ya'll are without realizing it
Your critical analysis skills won't improve until you understand that characters are tools in a story and applying real life morality to them does not lead to good writing. Does a villain 'deserve' redemption? Who cares? I want to know if it would support the story's message. Does a tragic character 'deserve' better? That doesn't matter. Did their death serve as a satisfying end to their arc? Did it impact the greater narrative in a positive way?