Sherlocked

[tunte]

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

[dashaibo]

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

[tunte]

That’s actually a fair point

[rayenae]

Normal is an Illusion:

Can you tell this was originally intended to go up in October?

What I really love about this quote is that it can essentially go two ways. Most people, understandably, would identify as the spider. The ways that we are different, especially those suffering with invisible illnesses, can seem like “chaos to the fly”.

But I know I’ve personally felt more like the fly, living in a world where I just can’t grasp what others consider “normal”. Some of the things that most people take for granted seem so confusing, or even impossible.

I stuck mostly with the spider theme for this image, though, because no one’s going to argue that Morticia is the fly.

Trying out shorter, more succinct posts for these. I think it fits the format better.

[plutosafuckingplanetbitch]

I guess Rick will stop drunkenly ranting about Israel now

[glumshoe]

“Slow and steady wins the race” is not the fucking moral of The Tortoise and the Hare. Try “don’t be a smug, haughty asshole and disregard people lacking obvious advantages” or “persistence and effort can be powerful on their own”. The tortoise didn’t win because he was slow and steady, he won because the hare looked down on him as his inferior.

[slimeandspice]

this is sea glass but i’m definitely gonna eat it…

[ghibli-gf]

holy shit

[evaunit08]

A k mart that’s closing would be the best place to have a mental breakdown

[paininmyassachusetts]

This gives off more evil energy than a normal K-Mart, which is saying a lot because K-Mart already gives off a very bad energy

[androginking]

When sexuality conversations come up I can never express how Im bisexual with a preference for women without everyone going “LOL BUT YOURE DATING A MAN??”

thank you. that’s what the “i’m bisexual” was for? lmao? its 2017 and bisexuals can’t talk about how their bisexuality is to them without people trying to dissect it 24/7 i s2g

[mischiefseven]

the worst was when i was dating a guy and people called it a “straight relationship” when neither i nor my ex are straight lol

[androginking]

ding ding ding we have a winner

queer m/f couples exist and the fact that this is still baffling to people is staggering.

my partner and i will never ever benefit from cisheteronormative privilege ever. he’s a trans man and i’m an androgynous queer girl. cishet society still violently hates us both.

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[froscan]

[internetgf]

so seductive

[satanatural]

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[demigodgooglesearches]

what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now

[systlin]

“Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire”

Hephaestus can chill too TBH.

[explorerrowan]

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[kind-cult]

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

[pochowek]

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

[gumstones]

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

[frameperfectcumcancel]

yall eat kleenex?

[magnetic-rose]

remember that time batman kneeled down in front of a completely naked superman, took his face in his hands, and asked him out for dinner? because i do.

and also that time superman started crying because batman didn’t want to talk to him?

batman thinks about superman while making out with hot chicks

superman made batman smile for a selfie and is still alive

and also

mhmmmmm.

[nudityandnerdery]

Bruce, you’re a goddamn billionaire. Clark works at a newspaper. I’m pretty sure dinner should be your treat.

[video-nerd]

That’s not even subtext, that’s just text

[silentthevoice]

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

[louisamayanniecat]

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

[legolokiismighty]

dude

[daily-showerthoughts]

I would gladly pay more in taxes if every child in the public school system was guaranteed a healthy lunch.

[sparrf-blog]

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

[theclassykindoftrasy]

……….I have an idea.

[geoclaire]

don’t we all