Phantom of the Cheeseheads

Ti, 20s, they/them 😊  @iguana_braces on ao3, home of unfinished fics, 18+ Minors DNI, bots and blank blogs will be blocked

[despazito]

[loveridden1999]

hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEATT

[bruzum]

[doggosource]

[katharpy]

sorry i had to draw him hes so Shaped

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is so Shaped

[aropride]

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[paletteo]

I WILL BLOW MY BRAINS OFF

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[segamascott]

the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"

[crabapplepectin]

Buffalo and bison sculptures made from the vegetable ivory (tauga) nut, by the Zuni artist Gale Lucio

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[thememedaddy]

[ribbonsntubes]

The world has moved past the need for Toto Wolff and the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team.

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[forcederror]

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