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i wonder if in rimworld notions of gender are influenced by psychic waves, like "yeah im afab and identify as a woman but im also amba (assigned male by archotech) so idk whats up with that" alternatively, woman who gets her egg cracked when a male drone gives him a splitting migraine

pushing500

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of someone having such an important realisation thanks to a pesky archotech drone.

#DHDGEHDGSJXHSDJHDDH i love this <3 #rimworld

#spelopede: pernan #rimworld

spelopede

i had a manhunter greatwolves come to my colony, southend. since i had recently gotten a greatwolf in a transport pod (i love you ariel <3), i decided to try to capture one of the wolves and cure it of scaria for the purpose of breeding them. the problem was i didn't have any industrial medicine. so i just locked the wolf in a room, hoping i'm able to get some by the time he recovers

he recovered. he was locked in that room so i figured the wolf wasn't a problem. he wasn't, until he started to starve. he broke a vent leading to a neighboring room where i was keeping a prisoner

i was sure the wolf would eat him. instead, he attempted to break the double outer wall. in the end i decided the wolf was too much hassle and i had my colonists kill him </3

spelopede

i had manhunter greatwolves come to my colony, southend. since i had recently gotten a greatwolf in a transport pod (i love you ariel <3), i decided to try to capture one of the wolves and cure it of scaria for the purpose of breeding them. the problem was i didn't have any industrial medicine. so i just locked the wolf in a room, hoping i'm able to get some by the time he recovers

he recovered. he was locked in that room so i figured the wolf wasn't a problem. he wasn't, until he started to starve. he broke a vent leading to a neighboring room where i was keeping a prisoner

i was sure the wolf would eat him. instead, he attempted to break the double outer wall. in the end i decided the wolf was too much hassle and i had my colonists kill him </3

#rimworld #spelopede: pernan

here is my favorite story that happened in one of my rimworld colonies. i accepted a quest from the empire where i had to protect a noble whose shuttle was going to crash near the colony

my pawns and his two bodyguards easily defeated the raiders and the imperials were waiting to be picked up by another shuttle. during that time berpro insulted his boduguard pusma, she insulted him back, and he was so angry he decided to fight her

he wasn't going to win obviously. a squishy noble vs heavily armored warrior isn't a fair fight. she didn't just beat him unconscious. she KILLED him

#some time later a woman named andy crashed near the colony in a transport pod. she was berpro's widow #slightly related. in another playthrough i got two of the stellarch's daughters through transport pods. i love when stuff like this happens #rimworld

rhiotta

Happy Day About Moms Day. Cannibalism is the perfect topic for the holiday right? Since nobody cares about the randomly generated pawns in my colony (I barely even care about them beyond their stats), I made them all clones of me. That's probably at least a little funnier than the alternative I hope. Our precious boy Singe however... I also didn't render this one out at all because I didn't want to draw the complicated ass designs of the DLC mascots over and over again. Enjoy anyways.

I sure do love The Horrors.

#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #singe <3 <3 <3 i love singe #“our well-adjusted baby boy” he sure is <3 #the revenant djdgdhdgdhdh

most-definitely-human

...ok.

#DGSFGSGDBDVDBDBD #poor monkey </3 #was it at least fresh?#rimworld

#rimworld

she's riding a walrus!!! very cool, though not exactly convenient

#rimworld

terramythos

NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY NOP FUCKING WYA

#ON A CRIB #rimworld

chemistryunderground

#SJDGDHDGDGDHDHD #there should be ringworm in rimworld. give your pawns and animals a treat :3 #rimworld

twineswine

Evil things are happening on my modded RimWorld rn.

An event called the Long Night has been going for about 20 in-game days now. Apparently some kind of giant space organism has drifted in front of the sun and is blocking like 99.9% of light. Every plant not in my greenhouses is dead. It is genuinely a wasteland out there. There’s still animals out there though, because there is one ☝️ and exactly ONE thing that doesn’t require light to grow still alive that is feeding all the herbivores that have managed to hold on.

Unfortunately, that thing is hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Any animal I am not actively feeding has two choices; starve to death or exist in a constant nightmare state of shroom trips. This poor megasloth has been wandering around my colony seeing technicolor demons dancing two-step to Zac Brown’s Chicken Fried for at least 10 days. Multiple alpacas are laying outside my walls in a circle fully catatonic as we speak. The guinea pigs are developing immunity, actively evolving as a species to consume shrooms as their primary form of nutrients.

This is hell. This is biblical Armageddon.

I don’t have the resources to save them all. I can only watch them wander a dark and barren world high as a fucking kite. Pray for them, because clearly god can’t hear them.

#SHTSIDGDJDGDJDUDYGDWGDY AMAZING