Spence

Coffee addict. Disney obsessed. 27. Potterhead. Avid book reader. I mostly reblog shit I find funny or shows/movies I'm currently watching.

[kpfun]

Like parents, like daughters

[square]

The Holy Trinity of Broken White Boys.

[fairweathermyth]

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[alice-curious-labyrinth13-blog]

[sanziene]

Game of Thrones + the I want a baby meme

[captainadwen]

when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream 

[princesstigerbelle]

Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????,

[princesstigerbelle]

THIS

[bebopmoon]

We're in the bad place

[c-l-a-u-d-i-a-g-r-a-c-e]

[veryfunnymemes]

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

[lilaccatholic]

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it

[rinielle]

Honestly what’s going through my head is just.

Apostles: You’re back early Jesus: Temple’s infested. Apostles: What? Jesus - like three hours later - *cracks whip*: Temple’s infested.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

🤣

[warchaplain]

[thoodleoo]

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

[thoodleoo]

in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts

[thoodleoo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[warriorbands]

[thelatestkate]

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[kaelio]

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

[kaelio]

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

[kaelio]

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

[slowspinningredemption]

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

article tells me there are, in fact, separate candy desks for republican and democrat senators. the republican candy desk, which is the better-known one, is operated by a singular sugar daddy, while democrats can contribute to a candy fund in order to partake of their side’s hoard

@ us senate yall really run a country like this????

[ichaserabbits]

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

[alterboyx]

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

[ruinedchildhood]

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[gaycism]

oh my god i’m losing it

[itsyearning]

keep or start social distancing till corona is gone, guys!