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[spencerkeg]

Commissions Open!

Feel free to message me if you have any questions!

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[tarteggs]

let’s match with mama……

[shymoob]

Saw this mod and had to draw it

[maobabie]

artwork commissioned by capcom

[legofemme]

Shitty comic day i didnt forget you this year

[legofemme]

Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[paranoidpaleandroid]

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

[lemonsweet]

Well boy ain't I the golden mole

[totallynotgayforyou]

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

This just gave me a great idea thanks

[biblical-figures]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

dulvey louisiana

[ksen-noodles]

Fat dwarf voted for! [salutes]

thank you for voting for weird queer fat sexy men in these trying times!

[theboombutton]

Senshi propaganda

That's not even fan art or anything, that's official art

[myszkaa]

You Can (NOT) Make Advances

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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