ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

sup, my name’s dory “i’m just not necessarily excited by your existence” -dr. spencer reid

[unknown-user-2832301]

spencer reid in criminal minds 2x18 - jones

[spikecriminalminds]

Unsub: We have your girlfriend.

Derek: I don’t have a girlfriend.

Unsub: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Derek: Oh my god, you have Penelope!

Unsub: I’m going to become a painter.  

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Morgan, listening to headphones: You are...my fire.

JJ, quietly, from her desk: My one...desire.

Emily, stirring her coffee: Believe, when I say.

Spencer, reading a book: That I want it that way.

Rossi, climbing on the desk: TELL ME WHY

Morgan: Ain't nothing but a heartache!

Hotch: *comes out to see what's going on*

Penelope, bursting in: Teeeell me why!

JJ: Ain't nothing but a mistake

Reid: Tell me why!

Emily: I never wanna hear you say

All:

Hotch, sighing, massaging his temples: That I want it that way.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Emily: Hey does anyone know how to play the trumpet?

JJ: Why?

Emily: I wanna wander around the office and play one to annoy Hotch

Reid: Technically, you don't need to know how to play it to do that

Emily:

Emily: You have opened my eyes, Reid

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Hotch: Someone's gotta talk to Reid about the birds and the bees.

Gideon, to Reid: They're disappearing at an alarming rate

[unknown-user-2832301]

i’m innocent

[darnittumbleweed]

[feralreid-deactivated20240330]

no i’m not

[xogublerxo]

The team laughing at Reid and Reid being blissfully ignorant at the end of 5.7

[toyboxboy]

Matthew Gray Gubler in 2015 (2/3)

[toyboxboy]

Reid’s favorite doughnut

[cm-daily]

Hey, Kid.

[rewrotethestars]

+ honorable mentions: 

[graiae]

i love their interactions BOP BOP

[panther-of-shadows]

Too late, JJ

[thiccxseas]

No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙

[vanillacandleboy]

okay but reid and anderson definitely fucked at some point