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Spencer Hanson- 21- he/him

[spencershrugs]

dannydashwood:

“fucking a, spence,” danny said, just as hung-over as spencer. he rolled over on the unfamiliar couch he had passed out on the night before. sitting up, he ran his large hands through his taupe tresses—tousling them in the way he liked. he moved his hands towards his mouth and cupped them around his lips—like a megaphone—and shouted, pronouncing each syllable as loud and clear as he could, “d o.  y o u.  h a v e.  a.  c i g a r e t t e?”

Spencer winced at the loud noise, his hangover making Danny’s words daggers in his brain. “Yes, I do, shit! Shut the fuck up!” He reached into his leather jacket pocket, finding a box of cigarettes and chucking it at his best friend.

[spencershrugs]

juliettehart:

“I was just complementing your hair, nothing out of the norm I’m sure but I was also saying how it is such a shame to have that gum stuck in them.” she stated as she pointed to the back of her head where the gum is situated in his set of locks.

First, a smirk formed on his lips at the compliment. Then, a scowl as she pointed out the gum. He reached back to feel the squishy mess in his brown locks and growled. “Tyler is gonna pay for that,” he sighed, remembering one of his more annoying frat “brothers” chewing gum earlier.

[spencershrugs]

“Fuck, sorry, I know you were just talking to me, but I got like two hours of sleep. Unless it was something stupid, could you repeat that?”

[spencershrugs]

3, 26, 56, 64 & 70

03: Do you regret anything?

“I try not to. Like, what’s the point, you know? I’ve done shit that ended badly, obviously, but why regret it? It was a good idea at the time.”

26: What are you craving right now?

“Dick, pussy, maybe cheetos.”

56: How many people have you fist fought?

He laughs, running his fingers through his hair. “Boy, this one’s hard. Um... there were at least five a year in high school, but not a lot recently, so... shit, maybe forty? That sounds like a lot when I say it out loud.”

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

“Kissed? Or made out with? ‘Cause for me, those are two different things. I’m gonna go with made out with and say no, since he was good at it.”

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

“Danny, in a heartbeat.”

[spencershrugs]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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