[spentmatches]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[sweetbvbyangel]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror

[cobaltnights]

[spentmatches]

Why did i just get invited to a 29th birthday that is a toga party?

[xoxocalisugar]

[amoying]

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

[janeplease]

[placedeladentelle]

D’Arcy Delatour by Pleasure State

[jessylovebrat]

[secondlifep]

[lovinghandmadelingerie-blog]

Love Under Lingerie

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[spentmatches]

Last night some random dude pretended to know me and raved on about how good I am and sold a show for me to a customer that was being super hesitant. Thnx random guy.

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[illkim]