Ghosts are transparent.

I'm Daphne and I live in Belgium. I love Alan Rickman, MCU, Middle Earth, Harry Potter, ... Irl I love art, books, dogs, etc.

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[vialhazard]

[kyokobi]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST PIECE OF INSIGHT. BITCH YOU

ARE

THE DANCING QUEEN

[fatimazainab]

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

[xylophonetangerine]

Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

[rare-basement]

Every time I see this building I feel compelled to knock it in half like a kindergartner with a tower of blocks

[funny-tik-toks]

[vaspider]

See now THIS is valid "boys will be boys"

[hatchan]

> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

[tastefullyoffensive]

25 Funniest Quote Tweets Of All Time This Week (November 28, 2024)

[wizardnuke]

LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

[wizardnuke]

I don't wanna see another story abt a teenage boy coming out to his parents and closed mouth kissing his boyfriend at prom where's my spy thriller action heist movie w a cast made entirely of dykes and femme gay men you know what I'm fucking talkinf about. I'm tired of The Queer Struggle I struggle every stupid day I know what that's all about and honestly none of the coming out stories are cathartic or whatever to me. I don't care. I wanna see a nonbinary person fight a dragon

[letthefairyinyoufly]

ALICENT HIGHTOWER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | S2E07 “The Red Sowing”

[8ncientsoul]

[baskinwoven]

The answer to "What the h*ck goes on on those islands to the North and West of mainland Scotland?" by Derek Guy @/dieworkwear on twitter [x]

[skopostheorie]

things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

[skopostheorie]

It's so funny I'm doing this because it's not my tweet even but like. For all the clever lawyers in the comments this tweet is clearly not talking about the police. In such situations it's not even called being in trouble it is called "being arrested" or the like. It's about like, you can't be in trouble for putting your elbows on the table, making a mess, dropping a glass, being unsociable at an event you don't want to go to. Because that's for kids, and you're an adult. This is quite evident to anyone who can understand the intended and obvious meaning of words

And for everyone being like "but your boss!!!!" I am self employed I posted this tweet while thinking about how I felt guilty for charging market rate for my work instead of discounting. Happy for you or sorry that happened though.

[smute]

[sasquatch1608]

OH MY GODDDDUHHHH CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THESE PICTURES ARE FROM

[ltleflrt]

When I was a kid I read a ton of books that were definitely not appropriate for my age. One of two things would happen:

I was too inexperienced to understand what I was reading, and it had no effect on me.

I understood what I was reading, and I leveled up.

[ramainen]

Tauriel approached without taking her eyes off the King. She was silent as if reading through his face the cherished story that had been hidden from her for so long. And in an instant — stretching like an eternity — everything suddenly fell into place. And the soul woke up from a dream. Tauriel slowly stretched out her hand to Thranduil and put a warm palm to his cheek, — the  magic hiding his wounds trembled, — and stroked it with weightless tenderness.

“Ni na dartha le no meth lu, Tharan Tuil nin.” she said softly what fell from her lips as a farewell on the day of their last meeting: I will wait for you until the end of time, my Vigorous Spring. “Melamin…”

[enemyofinnocence]

Sing Me Softly [Chapter 11 Release]

by EnemyOfInnocence

Sansa explores the view from the top.

Please consider leaving your thoughts in the form of a comment on A03 if you're enjoying this story.

AO3:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58924588/chapters/151948837

Summary: To save the North, Sansa Stark must flee Winterfell and defeat the Mad Queen, who killed Jon Snow in the capital. To save her house, she must sit the Iron Throne. To save herself, she must trust House Stark's greatest enemy — Petyr Baelish, who evaded death itself. To save the Seven Kingdoms, she must face the complicated feelings he stirs in her heart.

Story Tags/Warnings:

Enemies to lovers, hate to love, scheming, forced proximity, sharing a bed, unhealthy relationships, dead Jon Snow, mentions of past rape/non-con (Ramsay Bolton), Petyr Baelish in love, age gap, dark romance, sweet romance, mild angst with a happy ending, author regrets nothing (inappropriate use of author's talents)

[sentrysvoid]

Pride & Prejudice dir. Joe Wright | 2005

[gender-snatched]

You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

[marlinspirkhall]

People would accuse you of backposting your fics to seem cool and mysterious but then someone points out there are comments on there which are dated from long-deactivated accounts 100 years ago and it's a whole thing

[gender-snatched]

I would have to be like "yeah it's a thing where I inherited this account from someone dead and he had a whole thing about passing the account on"

[marlinspirkhall]

So the fannish-next-of-kin feature was really just devised to disguise the existence of vampires.

[thecrazyashley-blog]

Personally I just love the faith we all have in Ao3 for existing after a century and somehow keeping its fics all in a readable format.

it'll still be in beta.