Mommy Issues Is A Vibe

24 they/them constantly questioning reality obsessed with middle-aged actresses drowning myself in fanfiction

[sw-idk0]

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[dingdongthetail]

Literally, ANY new Larissa Weems stories fucking tag me please!!! I NEED TO BE FED!!!!! I am so hungry!!!!

[mirandyficlists]

Hey there's a fic I read once I'm trying to re-find. It's not complete it's on A03 I think but maybe anonymously. Andy works for some kind of hitman and kidnaps Miranda and takes her to a cabin in the woods to wait for ransom money.

Hey Kidlet

Below is the list I have of hostage/kidnap etc fics. It's about 3 years out of date though so if it's recent it might not be on there. I'm also asking around elsewhere.

Hostage, Kidnap and or Gun Toting Mirandy fics

72 and Counting by thelastgoodname  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4782087/1/72_Days_and_Counting

A Million Girls by Piscaria  https://archiveofourown.org/works/21622

A Real Nightmare by Curvypragmatist  Account deleted -  I have the fic though.

After Paris by Gun Brooke  https://archiveofourown.org/works/11065347/chapters/24674847

Bodyguard by The Raven  http://www.ralst.com/Bodyguard.HTM

Can’t We Just Fall by Bast-Sloan  https://archiveofourown.org/works/23426995/chapters/56148409

Don’t Stop Believing by GT22  http://dvlwears-prada.livejournal.com/1252572.html

Firebreather by Beachbum  http://beachbum3668.tripod.com/foxfireandmoonlight/firebreather.html

Hijink by mistes-flores/random-flores  https://archiveofourown.org/works/427379/chapters/718784

I Will Find You by CaptainRaydorxxxhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/374072/chapters/610031

It’s All Relative by Hawkbehere  http://archiveofourown.org/works/5884348/chapters/13561771

Jigsaw (Twins kidnapped) by Beachbum http://beachbum3668.tripod.com/foxfireandmoonlight/jigmain.html

Kidnapped by Tendara https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7324388/1/Kidnapped

Kidnapping Gone Awry by leppeh https://archiveofourown.org/works/32809939

Light Up by Chillyflame https://archiveofourown.org/works/1061099/chapters/2127279

Like Andrea by Ginstan http://ralst.com/LikeAndrea.HTM

Like Life by Ginstan http://ralst.com/LikeLife1.HTM

Lost, Left Behind and Found Again by Mihele binge http://dvlwears-prada.livejournal.com/2009/12/20/

Red as Blood White as Snow by  Writtensword  Currently not available but I have the fic and can send it to you.

Second Chance (Twins kidnapped)by mxrolkr  http://dvlwears-prada.livejournal.com/1256762.html#cutid1

She’s Gone Again by icequeen1955  http://icequeen1955.livejournal.com/9150.html

Something’s Wrong by AlextoyourOlivia  https://archiveofourown.org/works/28485285/chapters/69798240

The Black Dragon by Canonball312  http://dvlwears-prada.livejournal.com/99955.html#cutid1

The Disappearance of Andrea by Gun Brooke http://archiveofourown.org/works/7307842/chapters/16597441

Unlikely Heroine by In-Betweens  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4479978/1/Unlikely_Heroine

When the Night Falls on You (Hostage) by Fewthistle http://ralst.com/WhenNightFalls.HTM

Who’s Zoomin Who? By Pantone https://archiveofourown.org/series/594904

[madhels-enby-boyfriend-deactiva]

“Let’s download Grindr” I HATE THEM, YOUR HONOUR 😭

I adore them so much, I just can never express my love in a normal way

[royalarmyofoz]

[tonysstressball]

No, but imagine if Siuan survived and Moiraine died, and Siuan not letting the post-stilling depression take her because dammit, she made a promise to Moiraine and now that she's gone, you can be damn sure she will fullfil it. And since she would no longer be the Amyrlin Seat, she would train the new Amyrlin, who understands their cause and will also be the best Amyrlin the Tower has ever seen, and then, near the end of the show, maybe season 7, she looks at Egwene being amazing and Rand being epiphanied and thinks she made her love proud, she thinks 'We did it, my love', and then BAM! That stupid boy from Two Rivers who blew the Horn suddenly comes to her and says 'wanna go on an adventure to save your girlfriend from the foxes'

[ladylingua]

oh just realized that by not doing the “Moiraine is Elayne’s aunt” reveal yet they have given themselves the opportunity for the funniest possible reveal opportunity:

After Nyneave gets a chance to go on an anti-Moiraine rant in front of Elayne, ideally cursing Moiraine’s whole lineage or something to that effect and then Elayn can chuckle and be like “oh, awkward…”

and in that imagined scenario Nyneave’s face finding out would be just, oh so priceless 👩‍🍳💋

[pathetic-wet-cat]

my face when im making retirement plans with the love of my life but some aes sedai leaves the fate of the world on our shoulders and then immediately fucking dies.

[by-izzmizz]

[state-of-being]

Nynaeve: Aviendha likes youuuu, Elyane

Egwene: I bet you're well acquainted with their "culture" hehe

Siuan, having heard the call of her people: Did someone say lesbians? Go fuck your friend while I talk to these two.

[queensinchains]

like orpheus, I am not strong enough to not look at what I want. (x, x)

[lordgolden]

I hope your favorite book series gets a high budget adaptation by a gay show runner who makes all the queer subtext text. Sounds impossible but it happened TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! stream the wheel of time

[balfeys]

Rosamund calling Siuan “my love” I will playing this on repeat all day all week all month all year🥹🥰

[pillowfriends]

with 3x01 and the new still, I've been crashing out about Siuaraine and power and forgiveness for hours. some spoilers for everything we know about s3 and vaguely through TFOH (book 5).

the trailer kiss has Moiraine with the hand on the face, Moiraine leaning in for the kiss...... in the second Moiraine is kneeling, Siuan is the one with the hand on her face......... much to think about re: forgiveness and the power differential between them. power: Moiraine on her knees is obviously very loaded with Siuan being Amyrlin, demanding that subservient act from Mo in the Hall as performance in 1x06. until you beg your Mother for mercy. see below for forgiveness.

back to power, though: Lan does a lot of kneeling, with Moiraine and with Nynaeve. it's a sign of subservience but also of support, and for Moiraine here perhaps a sign of safety - that she is comfortable enough with Siuan to cede control, to be the one kneeling. we see similarly in 1x06 her on the floor of the fish hut, head resting on Siuan's leg, taking comfort from that intimacy and admitting her fears instead of positioning herself as someone who is above that. Siuan kisses her forehead and strokes her cheek and says I'm here.

and forgiveness. in the still, Siuan is painted as the one above, haloed in light, looking down on Moiraine, bestowing something upon her. but in 3x01, it's Siuan who is desperate for forgiveness. Siuan says "I can't undo all the choices I've made, even if I regret them in part" - Moiraine is eavesdropping but is unwilling to give Siuan the space to explain in person. in the kiss from the trailer, it's Moiraine initiating. Siuan standing still and Moiraine with her hand on Siuan's cheek, pressing her lips to Siuan's. in the voiceover Moiraine says something like We don't have unlimited time, so I think after Rhuidean she realizes she can't keep away from Siuan indefinitely, even if it will hurt to confront what's happened between them. there is an Ending. the ending is the redstone doorway. if she and Siuan don't make amends before then, they won't get the chance. she can't keep withholding information from Siuan, like she did with her shielding, because that only leads to more problems. and she is so heartbroken, listening through the curtain in Tar Valon.

both have things they feel they need forgiveness for - Moiraine for not being open with Siuan, Siuan for distrusting Moiraine and stripping her of her autonomy, Moiraine for abandoning Siuan. in 2x07, Siuan is on the ground bleeding, begging Moiraine, please. Moiraine is heartbroken by the choice she has to make, but ultimately turns away, following Lanfear.

at the Oathgate, Siuan reaches out. Moiraine withholds. similarly, on the streets of Tar Valon, Siuan takes a step forward. Moiraine takes a step back. Siuan pleads, Moiraine leaves. the pattern repeats itself.

Siuan looks desperate in the new kiss clip, like she wasn't sure she would have this chance to be close to her love again, to make amends. to open the pathway to forgiveness on both sides. they do have the chance, though. Moiraine says there is no homecoming for Rand, that he must put the world above his family and his desires, but she allows herself however briefly to come home to Siuan.

[dramadred]

same dress.

SPOILERS FROM EP 1 OF S3

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in the ‘this season on the wheel of time’ promo trailer there’s a clip of moiraine in the same exact dress standing next to egwene outside. and the look on moiraines face is one of surprise. so, i’m thinking siuan calls egwene to bring moiraine to her on official white tower / dragon reborn business. or something along the lines of that.

[lordgolden]

I hope your favorite book series gets a high budget adaptation by a gay show runner who makes all the queer subtext text. Sounds impossible but it happened TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! stream the wheel of time

[wibblyrlin]

i’m so sorry for the person i’ll become once this scene comes out