Sphealingit22

Any/All, Pan. TERFs will know no peace. I'm that one disaster side character who got better after the time-skip.

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[catchymemes]

[raisondetriment]

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

[segamascott]

why not both

[prokopetz]

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

[prokopetz]

Like, come on, man.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[gbcgraphics]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[imthebeast]

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[probablybadrpgideas]

I didn't know people had favorite limbs and now I want to know which one yours is

You know, the big one.

[pixel3r]

OP, are you a fiddler crab?

[probablybadrpgideas]

I have the body of a human. I don't need this suspicion,

[xurkitreeking]

the one you live in? or do you just like. have one

[probablybadrpgideas]

I'm inside it right now, yes.

[prokopetz]

YA television show that does the power-scaling thing where each season needs a new villain to keep the stakes commensurate with the heroes' increasing competence – then the final season's villain turns out to be season one's wacky Absent-Minded Professor type again, except they got an ADHD diagnosis and got properly medicated in the interim and are now tremendously dangerous.

[classichorrorblog]

The Thing (1982)

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[scrumpyfan43]

French juggler's breakfast

[witchdisk]

proud owner of a sonos 5500 ultrasound machine

[witchdisk]

please god it would be so funny

[tryingtobecoollikeyou]

UNETHICAL????????????

[bunjywunjy]

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

[suppermariobroth]

The cover of a 1992 Chinese book, "Secrets of Researching Video Game Consoles", features a bizarre recreation of the original Japanese Famicom box art for Super Mario Bros. 3.

While Mario and Bowser are relatively on-model, the other characters are drawn in a very unique way. Particularly, Peach has no face for an unknown reason.

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[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

I would like to add,, strawberry finches

They’re dating🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]