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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

bluelois

Blue Lois

isawken

can i help you

redmarge

Red Marge

isawken

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

kingcatnine

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

seven-oh-four

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

kingcatnine

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

cvntkisser

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

kingcatnine

when will it be my turn.

o-kenki

kingcatnine

holy fuck

kingcatnine

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

dogpuppy

did-you-know

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

aclockworknick

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

wellshitcaitlin

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

thoughtsofadame

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

dailydarkheartart

dailydarkheart art is going inactive, sorry ):

i'm really happy with all the support you guys have given me, i just have a lot to do with life stuff n all, and sometimes doing asks can feel like a chore a little bit, so i'm not going to be posting on this blog anymore.

I'm honestly so grateful for all the attention ive been given so far, and you guys are amazing!!

for anyone who is interested, i am running a skateboard rp account @skateboardskatehoard that answers asks, though i don't draw unless i feel like it (since skateboard would realistically only post pics of himself if he feels like it) and I also have my main, @geeglegaggles that i just post random shit on.

again, yall are awesome. thats to the 163 of you following me right now. DAYUM thats a big number. anyway, thanks!

thefisheater3000

This man needs more love

i-put-the-milk-before-the-cereal

Lets heal ❤️

pibafish

my stupid little low effort doodles

glorifiedturkey

idiot

valeovalairs

you weren’t supposed to be like me, things were supposed to be better

mllmster

pibafish

polytorians againnnn

pibafish

heeeey you hi heya. double topic post. one, i've made the majority of my carrd for myself so i can have something fancy and cool for when i have a bank account and can actually get money!!!

and two, i'm doing drawings for nitro. i shall draw either same-day delivery drawings or 2-3 beans/simple characters for one nitro because i indeed don't have that account yet and would like to make sure i have my funny little stuff on my funny little chat app. so, if you'd like, feel free to message me about that!!!! examples beloww.