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i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

doriangraysrockcollection

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

#for a second I thought this was about Les Mis but that would imply that the sewer chapter is plot relevant #I actually really enjoyed it but something the reader needs to remember it is not #actually one more thing. I wish the fucking Waterloo essay got the hate that the sewer bit gets #the sewer bit is honestly good #Waterloo I felt like I was going to chew my arm off

splattergutz

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

#harrow trying to talk to ianthe on the mithraeum

my-dailydreams

thestateonmtv

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

beachdeath

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

#hmmm.

gutsandeverythingg

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

#griddlehark

chanafehs

‘you put that cig out, you can hold her’

#sinners

fremulon

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

#prev tagged this campal and I must concur #campal

blemgoid

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

#fallen london

rockynewtoball

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

#jack #Anders #Euan

sunriseverse

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”